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dear_mun2012-10-04 09:12 pm
thiscloakisgreen) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-04 09:12 pm
Attention Mun--I issue this decree
Confounded mun.
You can hardly be called "worthy" of being within ten feet of my countenance without being shooed from my sight like a bilge rat.
The times before were perhaps quite enjoyable indeed. ***, which you most frequented, was most...indulging, to say the least. I met many a character there. There was I believe one time I was made to bow and it was before the fairest of maidens, who's very visage would have brought any lesser man to tears. And was she thinking the same of Doom? Of course she was. A young lady who had just become of age to wed as I remember it.
But times change. And those who refuse to change with them are destined for failure. And because my mun refuses to change, so shall my own appearances diminish hence then. Your former home of *** is now riddled with nonsense and constant shipping. The posts now shadows of their former selves. I shan't divulge anymore such reminiscence, seeing as how I may upset my memory apart from yours.
So I issue to you an order as your future king, mun, and I will make myself perfectly clear: search beyond your so-found home waters so that I may spread my influence beyond this repugnant and now entirely stale memesite! There are more places for your so-called "RPs".
On top of that, I also require that you retrieve different pictures of yours truly other than the "animesque" ones. I am sure you prefer the style over most other forms. My various armors may differ in appearance but they are all mine and therefore are incredibly powerful.
You can hardly be called "worthy" of being within ten feet of my countenance without being shooed from my sight like a bilge rat.
The times before were perhaps quite enjoyable indeed. ***, which you most frequented, was most...indulging, to say the least. I met many a character there. There was I believe one time I was made to bow and it was before the fairest of maidens, who's very visage would have brought any lesser man to tears. And was she thinking the same of Doom? Of course she was. A young lady who had just become of age to wed as I remember it.
But times change. And those who refuse to change with them are destined for failure. And because my mun refuses to change, so shall my own appearances diminish hence then. Your former home of *** is now riddled with nonsense and constant shipping. The posts now shadows of their former selves. I shan't divulge anymore such reminiscence, seeing as how I may upset my memory apart from yours.
So I issue to you an order as your future king, mun, and I will make myself perfectly clear: search beyond your so-found home waters so that I may spread my influence beyond this repugnant and now entirely stale memesite! There are more places for your so-called "RPs".
On top of that, I also require that you retrieve different pictures of yours truly other than the "animesque" ones. I am sure you prefer the style over most other forms. My various armors may differ in appearance but they are all mine and therefore are incredibly powerful.