shenanigans on plurk

[fearmymartini]

Really?




At least I will know that my son has good taste.

This may scare the bejeebers out of the poor boy, but I know this: I expect grandchildren from this one.

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tony no

[hotrodred]

Wow, that's a lot of pressure to lay on some kid.

[winning smile.] ...And you look a little young for grandchildren.

[fearmymartini]

I am Maria Collins Carbonell.




Would you like to swallow your vomit now or later, young man?

[hotrodred]

Oh.

[squinting at her. go away, feelings.]

Hi, Mom. You know, I've seen Dad running around here, too, so I guess--

Yeah, it's still weird.

[he feels no shame from trying to flirt with her, though. hey, he comes from attractive stock.]

[fearmymartini]

Did I not teach you better than to flirt with every woman who passes you by, Anthony?

[hotrodred]

Yeah, I guess that one never stuck.

[oh jesus please never pick up a tabloid]