on apping to towerofanimus

[always_lies]

Oh yes, good job there. You can barely even write the app, what makes you think you can play me as brilliantly and perfectly as I deserve to be?

And this Tower... sounds really lame. Monsters? Psychological trauma? Please. Just get me Mai and Ty Lee and we'll be running the place in a day.

Comments

[plains_hunter]

Why does everyone here think they can "run the place" where ever they get sent? That's just asking for trouble.

[always_lies]

I'm sorry, it appears as if you don't know who I am. I am Princess Azula of the Fire Nation.

[As if that explains everything.]

[plains_hunter]

...Why would I know who that is?

[always_lies]

Are you telling me you have never heard of me?

[NOT SURE HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT.]

[plains_hunter]

I haven't heard of most of the people who talk around here. I wouldn't expect them to know me, either.

[always_lies]

Intriguing.

Well, I was joking, of course.

[plains_hunter]

About which part? Taking over whatever new home you go to, or being a Princess?

[always_lies]

Both. I have an amazing sense of humor.

[plains_hunter]

Too bad it doesn't show in your terribly deadpan delivery, kid.

[always_lies]

It's my best feature.

[notelizabeth]

Monsters and psychomological trauma sounds scary to me!

[always_lies]

Oh, it is. Terrible creepy things that like to grab your leg when you get out of bed.

[notelizabeth]

Eeeek! I'm glad my Mun didn't send me to that place then!

[always_lies]

But really, there's nothing to be afraid of. Fear is just another enemy to be conquered.

[notelizabeth]

Uh-huh. Well, I'm not much for conquering enemies these days.

[antiequalist]

I don't think it's possible to take over a game.

[always_lies]

That's what they said about Ba Sing Se.

[antiequalist]

[ Shoot, you got her there Azula. ]

...right...

Why would you even want to take over anyway?

[always_lies]

Efficient leadership. Very hard to come by, don't you think?

[antiequalist]

Heh heh I guess so.

Although it seems like more of pain to be in charge of a game.

[always_lies]

Oh no, not the game itself, I'm far too busy, they're doing a fine job. Just the Tower. I would be Towerlord Azula~ it will be an amazing era of effective leadership and prosperity in the Tower of course.

...I'm going to hell.

[justiceinheaven]

[...taking over the Tower? What.]

Y-you can't do that!

[always_lies]

Why not?

[justiceinheaven]

Because my big brother will stop you.

[Totally serious here.]

[smells_to_see]

Wow SOMEONE sounds like a conceited Firebender I know back home.

[Someone lost an Agni Kai and pretty badly too. Even with the glasses someone could easily tell Terezi was blind.]

wait what atla/homestuck? ilu

[always_lies]

It's only conceit if it isn't true.

This beauty here is from an AU on tumblr mixing Homestuck and Avatar: Benderstuck

[smells_to_see]

I'm willing to bet none of it is.

((OOC: I also have Airbender Kanaya.))

[always_lies]

You don't know me very well, obviously.

If you happen to make anyone from it I'll love you forever xD

[smells_to_see]

I can smell the bloated ego from here. Let me guess you do anything you can to raise up your social status, please your superiors or whatever. Right?

You're a Firebender you probably use blue flames and if you aren't already using lightning you want to.

Well this meeting can only end in tears

[eternalsharingan]

Bold words, young one.

[always_lies]

Of course.

[eternalsharingan]

An attitude nearly worthy of the Uchiha. I look forward to seeing how far you can go.