Voice Testing

[stupid_ass_decision]

Well it's taken you long enough ain't it?

But do you seriously think this will keep up? I don't want no more guys prancing around wanting to be a king or anything like it.

And can any of the damn avengers attend a single meeting on time!

Comments

[allamericanhero]

People want what they can't be. Not everyone can be as awesome as me.

[stupid_ass_decision]

I don't have time for people who waste time. So go love yourself elsewhere sir

Nick Fury! Don't see him here often.

[204degrees]

[Carefully watches. He has some bad experience with Director Fury before]

The Avengers? You are Captain America and Iron Man's boss?

The world can't handle many.

[stupid_ass_decision]

Could say that. I'm the boss of a lot of things.

What's wrong hot stuff? You look a little uncomfortable

Yep, he's too badass.

[204degrees]

Hot stuff? I usually hear that from girls but fine. [Smirks] Yeah I had a run in with another you and that didn't go so well.

[likeamonster]

Good luck with your "team", Director.

[stupid_ass_decision]

I don't need luck.

Things always end well.

[likeamonster]

That a certainty or just hoping for another fluke accident?

If one of your guys hadn't intervened, I could've been there for you. War wouldn't have lasted as long as it had.

/trying this guy again....

[coulsonlives]

I have no doubt that you'll be able to handle any change in circumstances, sir.

[Well HE was on time...]

Glad he could make it.

[stupid_ass_decision]

Agent Coulson. I'm glad to see you were the one on time. If I had gold stars, I'd give you one.

[coulsonlives]

I'd settle for getting off desk duty as soon as is medically feasible, sir.

[agent_romanoff]

I thought it was only Stark who had an issue with being on time.

[stupid_ass_decision]

Stark couldn't be on time if his life depended on it.

And you're late by about five minutes. Your excuse better be entertaining.

[weaponmadeperfect]

If they were on time you'd worry if you were out of a job wouldn't you? [Hey she knows him by reputation.]

[stupid_ass_decision]

Even if they were on time, they would still need a mediator.

They fight over everything.

OH GOODNESS.

[earpiece]

[Phil smiles, albeit ruefully.]

Hello, sir.

GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME

[stupid_ass_decision]

Agent. What time do you call this.

[olympic_lion]

Ah, the new Fury! I've been hoping to meet you for some time.

[Yes, Hercules is late to the Avengers party. But he brings a keg of beer! Clearly, that makes up for everything.]

[stupid_ass_decision]

I see you come bearing gifts. But you wouldn't need to bring a peace offering if you were on time big guy.

[stretchy_pants]

Is there a meeting?

[stupid_ass_decision]

There is always a meeting.

[compromisedarrow]

Yeah, well, I blame you for sending me on that mission to the Phillipines.

[stupid_ass_decision]

Well you shouldn't taken so long. No more gold stars for you Barton

[shieldlady]

Better late than never right, sir? [There was the faintest trace of sarcasm in Maria's voice when she said that.] Though really, Director, expecting these people to conform to any sort of military discipline?

[stupid_ass_decision]

When people are late it wastes time.

And I don't care who they are they should be able to follow orders.