Think we've both had our fair share of wrong guesses before. The way I figure it is, if it winds up with us not bleeding from a couple extra bullet holes? 'S not a mistake.
I guess I can get behind that line of thinking for the time being. A little reckless optimism now and then never hurt anybody. ...I take that back. I'm sure it's hurt plenty of people. But at least it sounds more fun than becoming riddled with anxiety so I'm going to roll with it.
Heh. The only ones it's hurt were those psychos and bandits out in the wastes. Besides, with the four of us, it's hardly "reckless optimism". We've gotten out of tough scrapes before.
We have, haven't we? I've lost track of how many days it's been but I'm fairly certain that I've already exceeded the lifespan that the monks at the abbey had predicted for me. I think that's something worth celebrating. Congratulations, us. We're kind of amazing.
Tell ya what. Next round of drinks at Moxxie's are on me. My treat. Provided she keeps that promise about free drinks for beating Jack's face in. Goddamn did that feel good after what he did to Roland and Lilith.
[And Bloodwing and the other guys on the train and and and...]
I'm game for that. Deal. But I'm not spotting anyone for cash on the slot machines anymore. I'm tired of eating grenades every time somebody's luck goes sour.
[Maya is still not talking about that stuff. At least not until she's had enough rakk ale.]
I'm glad we understand each other. But if you want to waste your own money, be my guest. Just make sure I'm on the other side of the bar and don't expect me to offer any medical assistance after I've become suitably sloshed.
Fifty-fifty, jackass. You know, a partnership. -Oh, wait, I forgot. You're just some scumball who likes sending his bots to kill. My mistake. Must be a foreign concept to you.
Oh, please don't tell me that's your big gun. You know, just do yourself a big ol' favor and leave the banter to your glorified pea shooter. Not that it'd be much of an improvement anyways.
And you do us all a favor and keep your damn mouth shut. But I guess we're both coming out of this one unsatisfied, now, aren't we? Even Angel'd had enough out of you.
So, killing her just wasn't enough, you gotta dangle her about like that. And then you have the nerve to act like wiping your entire lot from the side of Pandora is a bad thing.
Oh no. I've seen what happened to Overlook and Fyrestone and Lynchwood. All of those horrors out there? You made those happen. What kind of sicko does that make you?
Sounds like someone hasn't been listening to enough of it. Damn, and here I told my media guy- no, no, I need MORE, these idiots don't have it HAMMERED into their brains yet. He insisted that we were good. Any more might cause an uproar. Someone's getting fired. An fired I mean shot in the head until fresh, more competent meat arrives.
Maaaan you bastards sure do a shitton of complaining. Believe me, you all give me a good sized headache too. You know. The kind that's best drowned out by a couple hundred bullets in your skull.
Whoooa there, kiddo. I think you're missing a multitude of shit I've done to you guys- I think your score might be a bit off. I mean if we're keeping score. Which, I mean, yeah. I win. Like. A lot.
And don't you worry, I haven't taken my medication yet. When I'm done with you, your skull will be a freaking maraca of lead and my headache will be all gone.
Uh-huh. I'm sure in your crazy little fantasy world, we didn't destroy the Warrior and you didn't catch a bullet with your skull. [Boy, your ego is the size of a small moon.]
Yeah. I think I'm gonna have to pass on that front, Jack.
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[And Bloodwing and the other guys on the train and and and...]
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[Maya is still not talking about that stuff. At least not until she's had enough rakk ale.]
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[He's kidding, he's kidding! Don't phaselock his keister.]
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I think you mighta not been paying attention, Jack. My girl doesn't do all the work for me.
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What's the split? Something like eighty twenty? Nah, it's probably more like ninety ten.
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Fifty-fifty, jackass. You know, a partnership. -Oh, wait, I forgot. You're just some scumball who likes sending his bots to kill. My mistake. Must be a foreign concept to you.
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So, killing her just wasn't enough, you gotta dangle her about like that. And then you have the nerve to act like wiping your entire lot from the side of Pandora is a bad thing.
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Oh no. I've seen what happened to Overlook and Fyrestone and Lynchwood. All of those horrors out there? You made those happen. What kind of sicko does that make you?
And have another Jack
Thankfully... I'm not. I'm awesome, rich, and have no signs of bitch ass crying on my end.
Twice the Jack, twice the trolling!
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kshdgfksh sorry for the typos
[And so not dignifying the kicking of his ass by the Vault Hunters with a response]
'S all good, man.
[Aaaw, did that hurt your widdle ego, Jack? Tough! You deserved that and more.]
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And don't you worry, I haven't taken my medication yet. When I'm done with you, your skull will be a freaking maraca of lead and my headache will be all gone.
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Yeah. I think I'm gonna have to pass on that front, Jack.
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Oh I'm sorry. All I heard was 'blahdity blah blah blah', good buddy.
Just kidding. I'm not sorry.
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Funny. That's pretty much all I've heard come outta your mouth. Angel clearly didn't get her good manners from you.
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['Sup, Mordecai?]
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[Oh not much, just chillin' with this badass bird.]
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[Yeah, uh, about Bloodwing there...]
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[Shh don't tell him, he'll cry.]
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[Lips: zipped.]
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[ Talking about him makes her feel a little better, shush. ]
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[Roland was a total badass that death (or Jack, as the case may be) had to catch him unawares. 'Cause he'd have beat it otherwise.]
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[ Yep, totally awkward Lilith talking about her sexy times with Roland. ]
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[Awkwaaaaard.]