voice test | tetra

[swabbie]

Oi, kid! I really don't think you know what you're getting yourself into by joining that group over there.

You know what -- scratch that. You don't know what you're getting me into by joining that group. I mean, I'm all for adventures, but there's gotta be some profit involved, alright? Booty or nothing. I have a lot on my plate, so I don't need to be wasting my time with softies!

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[shortpants_knight]

My mundane would like to know if yours has a place in mind for you.

[swabbie]

Kid? Is that really you?

You always seem to be popping up in the strangest places, I swear. ...Well, whatever. It's some place called ”Hollaway's Keep.” Supposedly big, thriller stuff, but it's kid's play compared to the Great Sea.

[shortpants_knight]

[He's a little bemused at being called kid when he's obviously not a kid. At least, not young enough for you to be calling him 'kid' anyway.]

I can honestly say I've never met you before, though it feels like I should know you.

On another note, if your mundane didn't have a place in mind for you, mine wanted to make a few suggestions.

[swabbie]

[Tetra's silenced for a mere moment, eyeing him with acute severity than very well can drive off any of her scabrous crew members. It's then that her expression quells and she speaks.]

Hm. Must've got you confused with someone else, then.

[There was that pesky old custom of dressing not to dissimilar from the Hero of Legend, after all.]

Well, whatever. If you got any other options, spit it out already. Doubt it'll be up to par, though.

You made him tl;dr o:

[shortpants_knight]

I seem to be getting that a lot lately.

Well, if it's adventure you're looking for, my mundane suggests daear as there's a whole world to explore, if you like, treasure to be found, mostly likely. She doesn't have me there, but she's one of the moderators and does have another muse there.

She would also point you to piecesofworlds Not as big of a world to explore, but still some treasure hunting opportunities. And I'm there, though I don't care for the point my mundane has taken me from. The game is wanting for players.

The third game she would like to suggest might appeal more to your mundane than it does to you, but itsjustagamerp is the second game I've been placed in.

[okei]

"Booty"? What're you, some kinda midget pirate?

[swabbie]

Huh. You're a real card, aren't you? I eat punks like you for breakfast.

[okei]

Doesn't look like you eat much of anything.

[He cupped his chin then squinted at her.]

Which makes me wonder how you're able to pirate around...

[swabbie]

Hey, just because I'm fitter than you doesn't mean I don't eat.

Look at it this way -- you really think a monstrous, eighty-feet-tall sea monster give a rat's cage whether it's prey is three feet or five feet? Well, guess what: they don't.

Trust me.

[dragonspooker]

[Oh god someone finally shorter than Lina!]

I like the way you think! There seems to be an awful lot of people wantin' folks like us do a lot of stuff without any kind of compensation - they just don't get it. You can't get something for nothing!

[swabbie]

[Short chicks gotta stick together.]

Well, what can I say? Great minds think alike. All I'm saying is I'm not stepping a foot anywhere unless there's something in it for me, y'know?

And what's all this talk about 'folks like us'? You a seadog?

[dragonspooker]

[Word.]

Exactly!

Nah, just someone with a similar state of mind. I tend to stick to the land.

[swabbie]

Well, whatever rocks your boat.

I'm Tetra, by the way. Pirate extraordinaire.

[dragonspooker]

A pirate that does work for money? Haven't seen that before.

I'm the beautiful sorcery genius, Lina Inverse!

[great_king_of_evil]

'Softies'

[ Have a light chuckle. ]

Ironic seeing who that comes from.

[swabbie]

And? Care to explain, tough guy?

[great_king_of_evil]

You are Princess Zelda. As all of your ancestors, you are gifted with helplessness and need a hero in green tunic to rescue you.

[ Leading to the conclusion: ]

You are below the softies.

I play her Pre-Aryll Rescue, just in case. (:

[swabbie]

[Well, that wasn't expected. Tetra balks back, taking in his words with bewilderment at it's best. She had no idea who he was, and that reassurance settles within her to diminish that first wave of shock.]

...I don't know who you are, but that big nose of of yours must be compensating for some sense. I have no idea what kinda crap you're spewing.