Canon is War of Eustrath

[ladies_knight]

Mundane, princess of mine!

Have mercy and send me somewhere? It pains my poor heart to know that I could be serving lovely ladies such as you, and yet I'm stuck here.

Comments

[unreachableutopia]

Are you a knight truly?

[Studying.]

[ladies_knight]

[ Giving the most charming smile he can manage. ]

Of course! I'm a knight for both women and my country.

[unreachableutopia]

I see. What country have you sworn to serve?

[ladies_knight]

The nation of Wefrad, milady.

[unreachableutopia]

I'm a knight and a king. Do not address me like that.

[ladies_knight]

My apologies, your majesty. I'm usually graced with the sight of beautiful ladies, not so of kings.

[unreachableutopia]

I understand. I have not heard of your kingdom. Where is located?

[ladies_knight]

Nowhere you know, I'm afraid. Though I would love to show you around, given the chance.

[unreachableutopia]

If it is located in a place or world I would not know, it is unlikely the opportunity arises.

... Oh man an iPhone game character. Don't see many of those around!

[kingunmaker]

It is a most dreadful situation, is it not? To have such idle hands... and no worthy task to put them to use for.

haha, iphones games are pretty obscure tbh

[ladies_knight]

Ah, yes. But even then some tasks are worthier than others.

That they are. Played Chaos Rings?

[kingunmaker]

Such as ensuring good times and pleasant encounters for any lovelorn ladies, left to the cruel, uncaring whims of these mundanes?