It was such a good nap though.

[greenisnteasy]

I'm so glad you took that time to delete and reimport all these tiny pictures of me. It was definitely a good use of your time, especially those teenaged and female versions that you're probably never going to use.

Oh, P.S., why do you even still have those?

No, don't answer that.

Shouldn't you... I don't know... Eat dinner? Since you napped through dinner time? Or read that book that you were going to read instead of eating dinner but, again, the nap thing?

Comments

[onteamdyson]

Bruce, please! Naps are vital to a happy existence! Well-adjusted people take naps. You know what's really refreshing after a good nap? Another nap.

[Wisdom from Kenzi. Please never take her advice. Ever.]

[greenisnteasy]

I'm not knocking the nap; she's just pretty hungry and homework is vital too. Not that she listens to me a lot on that one. Though to be fair, I try not to cramp her style.

[onteamdyson]

Homework isn't vital, it's an afterthought. Eating, yes, eating is TOTES vital. This one had pie for three different meals, at least yours eats actual food half the time. Seriously. How does she expect to pull off my badassery on pie alone?

... Honey, you are too stylish to cramp anyone's style. Nerds are totally in right now.

[greenisnteasy]

Au contraire, I'm an expert style cramper. You just haven't noticed because I try to be all hip and rad around you. [There are verbal air quotes, and he's totally trying not to bust out in a big grin.]

Actually I think the sugar-high and potential delirium that would come from a diet of all pie, all the time would make for a good mindset to pull off your badassery.

[onteamdyson]

[Kenzi's got the grinning covered. Hip and rad. Oh my god, Bruce.]

Well, it was working until about five seconds ago. You just out-dorked Clint. God, I love being cooler than a science guy and an archery guy. Can't out-cool, Phil, though. Freakin' IMPOSSIBLE. I bet it's the suit. Gotta be the suit.

Is this the delirium you're talking about, by the way? Okay, point. Banner: 1. Kenzi: a billion. P.s. She can't be doing HOMEWORK if she's doing this. We're a bad influence.

[greenisnteasy]

The suit plus the way he carries himself, I think. He could be going to the library, or he could be about to propel himself off some shelves to kick you in the head.

[Someone was just made to watch a certain one shot. Bruce's smile falters, and he looks just a tad guilty.]

Yeah, well, I'm not the biggest fan of spending time chilling in the back of someone's mind. Admittedly, she's less likely to smash a hole in the floor, but still. I'm used to fighting my way to the top.

[onteamdyson]

Psht. Philliam can do whatever the crap he wants as long as he shares those doughnuts with us.

[Bruce noooooooooooooo! No guilt! Because this mun over here is just going to feel guilty, too! That's it. Time for a Kenzi hug.]

Do you have some mental chess set up there for times like that? Apparently bishops CAN'T just body check the other dudes off the board sideways. I did not know that. Actually, you know what, chess sucks. Candyland is where it's at.

[greenisnteasy]

What? They can't? But pawns can still gang up and revolt against their own queen and king, right? That's the way I've always played it.

[He hugs her back, taking away maybe too much comfort, but hugs that are 100% comforting are so rare. He needs to collect them while he can.]

[diana_abel]

Hey, greenie.

And hello to you! :D

[greenisnteasy]

Hey, yourself. Guess that cat's out of the bag now, huh? Told you I wouldn't let villagers come after you. How've you been?

:)

[diana_abel]

Oh, life is interesting. Or unlife, I guess, I should say.

Easier living when you're not keeping secrets, huh?

[greenisnteasy]

[He makes a face and holds his hand up, making a so-so gesture.]

Depends on the people, really. When I'm keeping the secret, they don't look at me like I'm a monster.

[diana_abel]

I used to think that way. Until I realized that your real friends will look at you the same way, no matter what you are.