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You're planning to try and handle me? You know you can't keep me here for long, right?

Well. As long as you know.

So; which way's the party?

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Well that's a bit presumptuous, comparing you to someone like me. That's really just an unreal standard to expect someone to live up to.

I suppose it is, considering I can't die.

That's one I haven't heard before.

Yes, though please don't try to see for yourself. I still feel pain.

Ugh. Spoilsport. Here I was hoping I'd at least get to test that supposed fact.

I have plenty of other powers anyway.

Really? Like what?

Well it's sort of basic but energy shields. I can read your mind, alter it but it's against my code to do that, remote viewing, telekinesis, I also don't age anymore which is handy and really there's a lot more but I'm not sure how to explain it all.

Well you won the superpower lottery, didn't you? How unfair.

Well when you're hunted for the whole not wanting to be the local government's weapon thing it isn't as great. One of the things I can't do, though it's probably just I don't know how, is to fly. So no escaping trying to find a planet with other intelligent life. Also at the time we didn't know about the whole not being able to die thing.

They want you, you go. And then you give them what they came for.

Just not the way they wanted it. It's pretty simple if you ask me.

We did that, punched a huge hole into the earth, we thought it would be a perfect show of force to make them let us be. We ended up fucking up the earth.

Wow. Good job- and I mean that, really.

PLEASE let that be sarcasm.

Why would it be? Planet-altering devastation is very respectable.

Fuck me, you really are the stereotypical villain and it does not help that our eye color is about the same.

I resent being called a stereotype, you know.

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