oiya: (Fuck what's your name again?)
Kaj Fordu ([personal profile] oiya) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-02 07:06 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
Entry tags:

Getting set for [community profile] overjoy

Oiya, oiya, oiya!!

You can't just 'create' a person because you want to bug someone. I should-

[But she stops the tirade, taking a deep breath and finger-brushing the bangs off to the side.]

You're lucky, durak. This game will give me a chance to get things started.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only
notbloodylikely: (I'd hit it.)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
He-heh, it'd take someone blind to be bugged by you.
oiya: (You will pay for your sins)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That right.

So I could shoot you in the gun, watch what happens when the fragmented pieces of the bullets rip through your intestines and spleen... And even as you're getting septic, you won't be bugged?
notbloodylikely: (Bums!)

1/2

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...Boy, that sure escalated quickly.
notbloodylikely: (Yuk-yuk-yuk!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway, I might be pissed but not bugged.
oiya: (Blow me (one last kiss))

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Apparently she thinks of extremes.]

Essentially it's the same thing in this case. I think it works for both the blind and visually-able. Mm?
notbloodylikely: (It's my turn!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that...Still, you look like you'd be worth getting mad for once in a while.
oiya: (No more sick whiskey dick)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so. Especially when bothering, upsetting and hurting lands you points.
notbloodylikely: (Those good times!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...Now that sounds like a sport I'd pay to watch!
oiya: (Blow me (one last kiss))

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A sport with a very worthy prize.
notbloodylikely: (You're on my boot.)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, got to love a girl with her eyes on a prize. Alright, sweetness, what is it?
oiya: (You'll be sorry my dear)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as I can tell? Anything you want. No limitations on the request were put down.
notbloodylikely: (GUIPEE.)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Nnnnmmmhmmmhmmm... Sweetest deal I've ever heard!
oiya: (You'll be calling a trick)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
The only reason why I'd actually go along with this, that's for sure.
notbloodylikely: (Le lol)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-03 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What, a little thunder cracker like you aren't in it for the fun?
oiya: (Unless I let you Jack or Sam)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eyes on the prize, remember?
notbloodylikely: (Now I think back I can remember...)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-04 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
And what lovely eyes they are, but you can't tell me it doesn't sound fun.
oiya: (You can't come inside)

Sorry! Things kept me from tagging

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-08 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
It could be, but that's an afterthought at most.
notbloodylikely: (Le lol)

S'cool!

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sweet stuff, I think you could do with more things you think about after you've done them.
oiya: (You will pay for your sins)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That right? I guess that means you've got suggestions.
notbloodylikely: (I'd hit it.)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-10 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'd prefer it if you followed her heart or whatever but if you're open to suggestions...
oiya: (Unless I let you Jack or Sam)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-10 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
My heart, right...

Let's hear those suggestions.
notbloodylikely: (It's my turn!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, the number one suggestion is something guaranteed to be a good time-finding yourself a tall, dark and handsome stranger and leaping right into his arms.

[And as he makes that suggestion, he raises a hand to about his head height (tall), then points to his skin (dark, completely unaware the phrase refers to a man's hair colour) and then to his face (handsome).]
oiya: (You can't come inside)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And tell me... Is this going to be part of my strategy for the game?

[Oh, she can definitely see what he's going for. She's just goal oriented to a major fault.]
notbloodylikely: (Because it's cooler that way!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-10 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Not directly, but they say the best way to stay efficient is to keep a happy private life.

[She gets an inexplicable thumbs up, like that means it's a legitimate fact and not some shit he made up because it sounds about right.]
oiya: (No more sick whiskey dick)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-10 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that's why the gang started working out after I got with him...

[Is what she's implying true? Maybe, maybe not. It's probably more to gauge a reaction or mess with his head.]
notbloodylikely: (Those're real live tits!)

[personal profile] notbloodylikely 2012-10-10 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, see, most of the time is flirting for the sole purpose of having people think he's an asshole, which he mostly is. But for reasons he will never understand a lot of chicks dig assholes and his unintentional success has given him a libido and a half.

So, yeah, he'll just be thinking about that. His internal consensus is cool beans. Except in cruder terms.]

Mmm, so you already understand! No reason to waste time, huh?

[personal profile] songofdarklight 2012-10-03 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Your mundane is putting you in a game?


What's stopping you from decking them out now?
oiya: (You can't come inside)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... Nothing much. Just the prize of winning the game. Anything you want after getting enough points can be worth it.

[personal profile] songofdarklight 2012-10-03 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Brows raise.]

So what, you just are going along with it for the heck of it? It sounds like a waste of time and effort.
oiya: (You'll be calling a trick)

[personal profile] oiya 2012-10-03 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got big goals. Most likely this'll take less time than getting the resources and everything else I need to reach 'em.
Flat | Top-Level Comments Only