On in-game and meme antics

[hintcoinplz]

Stop trying to get me killed! You're a terrible person if this is what counts as fun to you, you know! The number of times I've died or gotten seriously hurt because of you is ridiculous, and next week I'm going to be running from bears! I just got back a few weeks ago after just barely surviving a big glitchy hole with monsters in it, and now this? And don't even get me started on that supposed ending you were toying around with - the one where I die before I get to leave Mayfield. That's never going to happen, I'll make sure of that.

And no, I don't think I should have to be a gentleman when you're trying to kill me. Why can't you just be nice for once?!