Not too happy with Mun's plans in Bete Noire

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

I know what you want to do to me. And I don't like it. Uncool, Mun. It's totes uncool. I'm actually starting to have a life here, you know? I've got some groovy room mates. I'm dating a great guy (well, Sam Winchester #1 and Sam Winchester #2...). I have friends and a job and a 401k...whatever that is...

Bottom line, I don't want to be tied to a chair and shot up on television by some anti-vampire wingnut. That's sick. And this is coming from a Malkavian.

Peace and love,

Diana "So not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

[Okay he doesn't even really know the woman and Karl is already pissed.]

Mun. We're going there. Now.

[diana_abel]

[Diana does a little head-tilt.]

I don't think I know who you are. But I'm pretty fond of tinfoil, being a Malkavian, and all.

Hi!

[She waves.]

[tinfoil_angel]

[He smiles his eyes stopped doing the rather freakish glow thing.]

Oh right, Jeanette and Therese are from my mun's headspace but I know all about that. Ten quid if you can guess their form of insanity.

[Karl felt like he needed to do that joke.]

Believe it or not it does block psychic messages. I guess crazed hobos know what they're doing sometimes.

[diana_abel]

I learned long ago to never underestimate crazed hobos.

[tinfoil_angel]

I think I'd rather hear that story later.

[He's amused by this and not a bit of sexual teasing to be found, he likes her better than Jeanette already.]

Well now it seems I've chosen a game. Considering I can't let some nut do that to you.

[diana_abel]

Bete Noire has become royally polarized. Humans and non-humans, both acting like dumbasses.

[tinfoil_angel]

Fucking hell, and I would have my powers handicapped to avoid any issues.

[diana_abel]

Well...if you don't mind my asking...what are you?

[tinfoil_angel]

I wish I could answer that question but even I have no bloody clue.

[diana_abel]

Wow. Mysteriously mysterious.

[tinfoil_angel]

Yeah, my mun is somehow convinced I'm an alien.

[diana_abel]

An alien? That's so much cooler than a Cainite!

I met a couple aliens in Bete Noire. They had super big heads, though.

[tinfoil_angel]

Well I'll admit our ability list is more broad and we can survive anything.

[diana_abel]

Anything? Even a Yani concert?

[tinfoil_angel]

Yes, even that. Though sanity loss is still possible.

[diana_abel]

Color me impressed.

[tinfoil_angel]

Yeah, also I think we could possibly function a lot like the Salubri used to for you guys.

[diana_abel]

Oh, I love Salubri! They're the most amazing people!

Do you do the healy thing?

[tinfoil_angel]

We can and we did sort of edit our friend's brain. I'm not sure it was perfect but he stopped being a complete megalomaniac.

[diana_abel]

Oh, man. Megalomania is the worst. Is he more bearable now?

[tinfoil_angel]

Yeah but he's a bit odd after what we did. Better than before when he was using his abilities for illicit purposes though.

[diana_abel]

Oh. Sounds like one of those rock and hard places sort of situations.

[tinfoil_angel]

Yeah, sort of like a really stereotypical Sabbat you can't kill.

[legallydead]

Fuck no am I going to let that happen, Diana.

[diana_abel]

You gonna be one of my Big Damn Heroes?