canon is Hotel Transylvania. spoilers in comments!

[nosferatuserbe]

Hey Human!

Whoops, probably not the best thing to be blurting out loud, huh? Sorry! I’m just so excited! I mean-- we’re out! I’m outside! In the human world!

...Sort of.

It’s close enough for now, I suppose. And it’s not like I’ll have to wait another 118 years to try again.

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[what_is_a_man]

[Have an awkward-looking count.]

You have a familiar aura to you... what is your name?

[nosferatuserbe]

I'm Mavis. [She gives a small sort of wave. No last names just yet. Being pegged as the daughter of Dracula can be so embarrassing.]

[what_is_a_man]

And your surname? [Vlad is nothing if not persistent. Just ask the Belmonts.]

[nosferatuserbe]

[She quirks an eyebrow, frowning faintly now.]

Why do you want to know? [Teenaged rebellion and all that.]

[what_is_a_man]

Because you share an aura very similar to someone known to me. I know what you are. But why you share an aura so similar to his is... perplexing.

[Vlad knows all about teenage rebellion. His own son picked up a sword and went to battle against him. Kids these days.]

[nosferatuserbe]

[She huffs out a sigh, bangs ruffling] It's Dracula.

Happy?

[what_is_a_man]

[There's a moment of stunned disbelief. This WOULD explain the similarities... but no... This is all new territory for him. Before speaking again, he drops his arm and allows the cape to fall open.]

This is... new. I am Count Vlad Tepes Fahrenheit Dracula. How are you supposedly related to me? Did Adrian finally sire a child?

[nosferatuserbe]

[Her pale brow puckers into a very confused frown.]

Uh-- no?

I'm Count Dracula's daughter. You know, the guy who built the hotel for monsters?

[what_is_a_man]

[Vlad for his part just rubs at his forehead and pulls out his magic never-ending wine-glass of blood.]

I am under the suspicion we are from parallel worlds. I am most certainly the only Count Dracula in my world, and I only have one child - a son.

And I most certainly did not turn Castlevania into a hotel.

[damngod]

[Transylvanian accents should be familiar, yes?]

...the human world?