dear_mun | idek

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canon: twilight

idek

So, let me guess, you can read my mind, too? ... Oh, so it's more that you make up my mind for me. Well that's just great. I was getting tired of having to do that, anyway.

Of course I'm being sarcastic. Why are you even pretending to be that stupid? Or is that really the best you can do? I mean, I get that I'm not your first choice - am I anybody's? - but come on, try to put a little more effort into this. I bet I'd be a lot more fun than the rest of these "muses" you've got up here if you just gave me a chance.

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You've always been my first choice.

[ WHAT IS GRAVITY. ]

... Do I know you?

[Her brow furrows. She's never gotten that question from Jacob.]

Yeah. My whole life. I'm...Nessie. That's what you call me.

[Her head tilts to one side.] If Dad hit you in the head, I'm going to kill him.

Nessie. [ The word doesn't feel as foreign on his lips as it should. He rubs at his head, feeling for lumps. ]

Nope, that's not it. [ Thinks for a minute, trying to figure out how he knows her. Because he feels like he does know her, somehow. ]

Do I know your dad?

[She's getting slightly worried about you now.]

Yeah...since before I was born.

Edward. Cullen. My Mom is Bella.

[ Can she stand to get more worried? Because he's starting to shake with fury as her words start to sink in. ]

That's not funny. What kind of sick game are you playing?

There's certainly many an opportunity for fun here.

[ He knows what those red eyes mean. ]

I'm going to give you ten seconds to explain yourself.

Only if you'll give me the courtesy of explaining why it is of any of your concern.

... What? Is this some kind of a joke or something? Playing dumb isn't going to save you if you've violated the treaty, which - obviously - you have. But you...why would you do it? You helped me. Why...

I haven't made a treaty with anyone, young man. I don't even know you to help you. I'm not sure what anyone hopes to accomplish with claiming familiarity with me but it grows tiresome.

You have, in a way, fulfilled my own request and so I shall answer your question.

This is how I have always been. Members of the Volturi share a similar diet. My methods differ but the result is the same.

[ Takes a minute or two to process all this. Except none of it makes any sense. ]

Maybe you're supposed to know me. Just like I'm supposed to know... [ For some reason, he doesn't want to say her name in front of Carlisle. ]

It's gotta be this place. It's messing with us. I know you. Sort of. Your name's Carlisle Cullen, right?

Perhaps, it's difficult to know with how things seem to progress here. The other Carlisle that this young mundane seems to play claims to know you.

[He probably wouldn't recognize any names anyway.]

That's right, I am. And you are?

Wait, wait, the other you? How much weirder can this place get?

... I'm Jacob Black, grandson of Ephraim Black. If that means anything to you.

[Nessie had only seen Jacob this angry a couple of times in her life. She bites her bottom lip, giving herself a moment to be bratty and hurt that he didn't know her and then moving onto okay let's make sure he's okay.]

Hey, Jake, it's okay. I'm not playing any games. Take deep breaths?

[She's got an advantage in that she's not afraid of the wolf. She used him as a pillow and a horse when she was a little girl. She's also almost as invulnerable as the rest of her family.]

[ He can't let himself think about it. If he thinks about it, he's definitely going to lose control and phase, and he can't do that here, in front of this girl. In front of Nessie. Not when he's this angry, this...devastated and...

He absolutely can not think about it.

So he does as she says, taking deep breaths, focusing on her. It helps, more than he thought it would. ]

Don't-...don't talk about that anymore, okay? Talk about something else. Tell me what you know about me.

[ Does she know he's a werewolf? He gets the feeling she does, but he needs to know for sure. ]

[She smiles softly at his urging.]

You have a ridiculous sweet tooth, curling up next to you is like curling up to a heating pad. You're really good with cars and sometimes you turn into a pony sized wolf that makes an excellent pillow for watching movies or pretending horse.

The Carlisle that feeds on animals. [Heh.] Much weirder, I am sure.

It does not, I'm afraid.

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idek

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I am not ready for this ahhh

You're fine bb

sob <3

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Have an AU!Carlisle

oh boy

mwahaha

LOL imagining Carlisle doing that laugh...

LOL it'd be gloriously frightening

aww no him trying to be scary would just be adorable

Hnnngh, yesss

ahah <3

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