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[crotcharrow]

Hey. Don't be an idiot.

You can barely keep me active in two games already and that combined with work and the fact you never do the stuff you want to means it's a really bad idea to want to put me in another one.

I don't care if Wanda's there, that's not a good excuse to stretch yourself too thin. I'm way too awesome for you to suck at being active with me, okay?

God, will you stop with the pining for me to have a relationship with Wanda? Geez. You're embarrassing yourself. She's probably too busy to notice anyway, so suck it up and do your tags.

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brotherrrrr

[selfhelp]

...Wanda's there?

[Ugh, he really wants to meet her, now more than ever.]

FROM ANOTHER MOTHERrrr

[crotcharrow]

Yeah, apparently.

[huff.]

except sort of not really it's complicated okay

[selfhelp]

I don't blame your "player", or whatever, for wanting to send you, then.

very complicated

[crotcharrow]

I do. It's not like I care.

[he totally does.]

[selfhelp]

Yeah, right.

[He definitely does.]

I hope your player sees the irony of you being slow with tags.

[crotcharrow]

She does. I make her feel bad about it.

[8|]

[selfhelp]

Well, good. It's pretty much the only thing we can do to them.

[Some super heroes they are.]

[crotcharrow]

Pfft. That's a little dark for you.

[selfhelp]

Call it the voice of experience. Seems like even reality-altering magic has its limits.

I haven't seen you vibrate yourself through the fourth wall, either.

[dorkling]

She's your mother, you should have a relationship with her...

[crotcharrow]

Hard to vibrate through something that's not technically there, you moron.

[crotcharrow]

Yeah, because nothing says 'relationship with my mother' like living with the Kaplans.

[dorkling]

What's wrong with living with the Kaplans?

[crotcharrow]

Nothing, but it's not exactly easy for me to have a relationship with her if she's never around.

[selfhelp]

[RUDE 8|]

I don't see you volunteering any ideas.

[crotcharrow]

[Duh.]

I try not to think to hard about it.

[selfhelp]

Yeah... not sure if it's better or worse that we're usually not even aware of it.

[But-but-but brainwashing and mind control and toying with lives and this is not okaaaaaay]

[crotcharrow]

Ugh, me either. Again, really don't want to think about it.

[selfhelp]

So are you going to go? Three games sounds like a lot, but Mom...

[Now he's even tempted 8|]

[crotcharrow]

I dunno. Not sure I want to.

[selfhelp]

Why not? You wanted to look for her before, didn't you?

[crotcharrow]

She's not exactly Mom of the year, is she?

[selfhelp]

Come on, Tommy. We both know that wasn't her fault.

[crotcharrow]

Yeah, whatever. My fault for thinking things would actually change.

[selfhelp]

Sometimes change takes a lot longer to happen than you want it to.

[Though he knows he wasn't any help with the aftermath.]