welp.

[blunted]

You know, I'm not even mad. Anything beats getting out from behind bars. Even patched my leg up, good as new, and forked over a whole wide world for me to play in. A guy could get used to this, let me tell you.

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[ex_fedoras255]

Don't get too used to it, Keller.

[ ALL THE INTERNAL (FUU)S ]

[blunted]

I'm planning on settling in, Caffrey. That get your panties in a twist?

[ex_fedoras255]

[ yes ]

Maybe I'm just trying to warn you. Even if you go somewhere it's a gilded cage. And I know how you feel about cages.

[blunted]

[ good (troll) ]

It beats prison, don't it? Got room to stretch my legs, I'll take that for now.

[ex_fedoras255]

Depends on where you'll be.

[ god he hopes keller ends up somewhere godawful ]

[blunted]

If I got any say in it, then it'll be somewhere profitable. Maybe even tropical. Who knows, I could make it happen.

WHOOPS WRONG ICON

[ex_fedoras255]

I wouldn't count on that, if I were you.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WRONG ICON WITH THAT FACE.

[blunted]

But you're not me. Stick with your leash and your Fed. I've got my sights set on something better.

[became]

I wouldn't get smug yet, Keller. Give it time, the Russians have long memories.

[ 'and you suck at not pissing people off' is the unspoken subtext. ]

[blunted]

I'm good at staying three steps ahead of them. And now I've got all this free time to figure out how to make sure that don't change.

[became]

Nobody stays ahead forever, we both know that.

[blunted]

Maybe I'm looking to change that.

[suit]

Something tells me you'll ruin any goodwill you have going for you soon enough.

[ things peter would think are good life choices to do: beating the shit out of keller. ]

[blunted]

Hey, I'm a charming guy when I wanna be.

[ lol u mad peter ]

[suitable]

[ ALL

THE

RAGE

all of it ]

You'll end up back in prison soon enough, Keller. It's only a matter of time.

[blunted]

[ but y u mad though ]

You think I won't just find a way out again? We're not all as happy on our leashes as Caffrey.

[suitable]

[ It is called Season 3, Keller. On top of your status as Bizarro!Caffrey which should be more than enough already. ]

He's not on a leash - he's not a pet, not a dog, he's a consultant. Weaseling out won't work next time.

[blunted]

Call it whatever fancy title you want, it don't change the facts.

[ that crossing the border yanks neal back like a dog hitting the end of his line. ]

I think it will. And I think the next time there's no way you guys take me back in handcuffs again.