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[lonelyassassin]

[ My, what a forlorn statue that is! ]

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[rpondicus]

NO.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He'll just be backing towards the nearest crowd. And trying to cut its head off with a laser.*

[lonelyassassin]

[ Oh but it's only a STATUE, Mister Williams. Nothing to fuss over. In fact, there might be something behind you. You should, perhaps, turn around and check it out. ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ Well, that would certainly not do for fashion week, but the beauty of the thing is that stone cannot die. ]

[rpondicus]

[He has heard SO MUCH about these from Amy. He hasn't trusted any statue since. So no, he is going to face the statue, and edge slowly away.

And plastic men don't have to blink.]

[ofdrumsthesound]

*But if he chops it into little pieces he can get away while it re-forms!*

[lonelyassassin]

[ Yes but they can only face one direction. How far can you get before you have to look away? ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ Only with a more fantastic wardrobe and a new sense of revenge! ]

[ofdrumsthesound]

*But he'll be far away by that point, so it doesn't matter.*

OAO /TYPES WITH THE COMPUTER SCREEN OFF!/

[justthedoctor]

[For once, the Time Lord doesn't have much to say. Just a lot of hate in his eyes when he sees that damned stone angel...

Maybe if he finds a boulder to drop on it. Or a metal shipping container.

Or a crane.

Maybe a bulldozer?

Something big. Very big. And heavy.]

[ever_lovin]

[Studies it for a bit, decides it's not bad but not up to Alicia Masters' work.]

Eh.

[idkworldruler]

Aren't you adorable~?

[acitywithnopeople]

[Congrats. Chi is huddled in a corner, looking very uneasy. Is that dangerous? Why is it crying?]

Ch-Chi?

[knewyourfatheridid]

Well hi there, mister angel! I'm here to turn that frown all the way around!

[sadistics]

What the fuck is this?

[remembermeandrun]

[ohgodohgodohgod Oswin's heard about these things.

She'll be backing away slooowly.]

[lonelyassassin]

[ Enjoy your illusion of safety while it lasts, Master. ]

[ofearth]

[ NOPE ]

/)_(\

[lonelyassassin]

[ But where will you look to find that, Doctor?

We can wait. ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ It seems we have something in common! ]

[ofdrumsthesound]

*Hey, it's not like he's easy to kill in any case.*

[lonelyassassin]

[ Why yes, we are the cutest thing you've ever laid eyes on! But you know what's much cuter? Take a look behind you. ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ Oh, Chi. Your question will remain unanswered. A cool wind is the only response, the statue being as it is; stone.

But, Chi, there is something you can do... ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ Well, this is certainly a new approach. But there is a way you can make us happy! ]

[lonelyassassin]

[ What's that behind you? ]