Sorry Mettle baby

[4chanmeme]

 Oh wow, you seriously did it?! I'm out and ready to play?!  That's awesome. We're going to have so much fun together I can already tell-




Oh man. I know that face.

You're not going put me anywhere, are you?

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TROLOLO

[usavatar]

[W...ait.... This. Is. Wrong.....

So much fun together.

Trying to reconcile. Give him a second.]

[sharpes]

[rolling his eyes rn lbr.]

You actually want to be in a game? What the hell, man.

[HE'S SEEN HORRORS...]

[ex_proficiency766]

Most likely, no.

[4chanmeme]

[Oh wow the first person he gets to talk to is Captain America himself he was right this is going to be awesome.]

Uh, hi?

[4chanmeme]

[Shrug]

Better than collecting dust on this headspace of hers. Do you know how hard it is to keep iridium clean?

[4chanmeme]

Then what's even the point?!

[sharpes]

Pretty sure you can take it, big guy.

[C'mon, Ken.]

[ex_proficiency766]

Entertainment of a small demographic of persons worldwide who would prefer posing as fictional characters instead of studying or training in any other number of activities. However, as their attention span can be quite limited, most often these efforts are forgotten soon after they're begun which can be seen as beneficial.

Some of us have better things to do.

[sharpes]

Like being a killjoy.

[FINESSE.]

[ex_proficiency766]

And I suppose you're going to tell me what a better use of my time is.

[sharpes]

We could always go heels to Jesus. [he heard that on television once and it's hilarious, okay?]

Just saying.

[hey he's from chapter 8.]

[scientistsupreme]

That might be the case, but it doesn't have to be a bad situation.

[4chanmeme]

I can take many things, doesn't mean I want to. You have already gotten in a game, isn't that more entertaining than doing... nothing?

[Water must flow bro]

[4chanmeme]

So basically 'they don't care enough to keep on playing with us'. Harsh.

[usavatar]

Hel...lo. [Slight headtilt and a sidelong look BECAUSE WHAT. THIS. IS. Nice, polite.] I'm sorry, can I ask your name?

[JOHANN SCHMIDT JR.]

[ex_proficiency766]

Perhaps you missed the part where I detailed my total lack of attraction to you.

[4chanmeme]

That's what everyone keeps telling me, but at least some of those 'games' would be more interesting than nothing.

[sharpes]

Uh. No. More entertaining is playing Call of Duty in my boxers. This game thing is like straight-up mafia style 'pulling teeth with pliers'.

Met a few cool people, though. I mean. Whatever, right? But that's something.

[he has a girlfriend please don't make him explain that one it's really complicated when you're still in the closet in-game.]

[ex_proficiency766]

You might consider it to your advantage. Their games can be similar to Arcade's, only infinitely more effective.

[sharpes]

Blame a guy for trying?

[He manages to say that so innocently.]

[4chanmeme]

[Uh, what. Okay so different canon points or something like that, that's ok. Mettle can go with that.]

I'm Ken. Nowadays people call me Mettle though.

...uh, sir.

[4chanmeme]

And infinitely more entertaining?

[ex_proficiency766]

No, I blame your complete lack of any appealing features. It's not my fault you're unattractive.

[ex_proficiency766]

Perhaps by their standards. It's still a waste of time.

[sharpes]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Unattractive? Do you have any idea how many times I was voted Teen Magazine's guy of the year? [once]

More like, it's not my fault you don't have taste.