Muse isn't too sure about his Mundane's latest idea...

[like_a_gerbil]

First you make me smaller whenever you want...Yeah, I know it's canon but you need to follow through with me being depowered for more than just a couple of threads.  Then you make me a teenager.  Then you make me a werewolf.  Yes, I know that's canon too...

Then, you give me the wolf ears full time...Which is really embarrassing since they're worse than those mood rings that I read about.

And now you want to make me a girl.  Not that I don't agree that a lady can fight.  You know that isn't the problem.  Most of the ladies I served with were tougher than I'll ever be.  But you said you wouldn't ever...uh genderbend me.  Except you and Tony's mundane start talking and now you're looking for someone to be the teenage girl version of me. 

Look, I accept that as soon as you find a played by, I'm going to be a girl, but if we're going to do this can I at least be of legal age?

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[sharpsuitfluffytail]

Just the ears? Count yourself fortunate.

[Yes, because that's clearly the only important thing worth commenting on.]

[like_a_gerbil]

[It is important! The rest is just minor details!] She considered the tail but couldn't figure out the logistics of it.

I just wish that I could remember to keep the ears from reacting to everything.

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

You're a super human with wolf ears. Somehow I think logic flew out the window a long while ago.

They're the pointed kind, right? Best they could do is wriggle. Try having something wag and your entire wardrobe being altered to fit.

[like_a_gerbil]

Um... a super soldier that turns into a wolf, but keeps the ears all the time in some realities.

[Yeah, no logic to that. And somehow the werewolf part is canon.]

They're pointed. Wolf ears. That move more than I really expected. Can you - uh - control the tail or is it instinct?

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

It's mostly instinct. I can move it on my own if I wanted, but it reacts like its got a mind of its own. Really inconvenient.

[Steve, sir, what are your canon(s). Better question: what were those creators smoking?]

So you turn into a wolf. You'll still getting the better end of a deal there.

[like_a_gerbil]

The ears seem to do that. Well they do when I'm around a certain person. The rest of the time I can control 'em.

[Better a werewolf than a dinosaur like in an issue a few months ago...]

You don't... turn into something else?

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

And this 'certain person'. I'm guessing you have feelings for them? Feelings you'd probably not have known so obviously?

I do. I become a glorified mop. A bearded collie, in other words. So, again, you get the better shift.

that icon XD

[like_a_gerbil]

Everyone knows about those feelings. They've been planning the wedding since we were kids. It's just embarrassing.

Maybe. But when you change no one's going to shoot you for being a wild animal. Even with a collar I can't really pass for a dog.

[bucky_barnes]

[Don't mind Bucky, he's just going to laugh at you for a while Steve.] I'd say I was sorry, but I'm not. I think you'd make a pretty cute dame.

[Now he's just fucking with you, Steve.]

[like_a_gerbil]

[He would've been surprised if Bucky hadn't laughed.] Cute seems to be a requirement. Think it's what's keeping her from zapping me again.

Didn't your mundane already make you a dame?

[bucky_barnes]

Well, maybe you'll get lucky and she won't find a PB for you so you can escape the indignity.

[Unlike Steve, Bucky wasn't mortified the prospect of 'genderbending'] Yep, she did indeed. But it's okay, I approve of the dame she got for her face, she's a looker like yours truly. [Bucky has no shame whatsoever.]

[like_a_gerbil]

I don't mind the idea. Just getting whiplash from all the different directions she's thinking about. As long as she doesn't get someone too pretty. [Which probably was a weird thing to be worried about.]

She likes the girl version of you's played by. She's considering her for another character.

[bucky_barnes]

Sounds like it. But would you rather be in my position and be competing with a million different versions of yourself? I swear, my mun's obsession with my character has gotten out of hand, Steve. At least yours is just sticking to various AU's.

I highly approve of the face. I'd totally take her out dancing. Though could that be considered self-incest for lustin' after the girl version of your character. [Hmmm deep thoughts there.]

[like_a_gerbil]

She's been thinking about a comic version, but I keep reminding her of how much she'd have to read. Usually if I mention Civil War she backs off.

[The comment about lusting after - er yourself? - doesn't cause him to blush like it would've before he'd ended up in a headspace where that was a common discussion.] Um...in my headspace it was decided that it was self gratification. One of the girls in here had a thread with four other versions of herself. It was... [Yeah, now he's going to blush.]