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[edelweisse]

Liebe Mundane,

Please allow me to inform you that this is, to be perfectly frank, one of your worst ideas yet. Might I remind you that you've been focusing far more on that fool Preußen's history than on my own -- not that I mind, of course -- and that you haven't played (such a foul choice of word!) Roderich in almost a year now, if not more so. In addition, you still haven't the slightest idea how to play an instrument! Simply disgraceful.

If you'll excuse me, I have far better things to occupy myself with. Goodness, wherever is Deutschland?

Ever respectfully your muse,
Republik Österreich

Comments

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ I knew you'd change into a girl if you kept up that girly lifestyle of yours! Maybe, Ungarn will turn into a man...so not awesome...

Oi! What do you mean by fool?! You're the fool! You can't even fight for yourself!

[edelweisse]

I beg your pardon! If you'll forgive me, it is you who have turned into a man, Preußen, though I am pleased to see that you are no less crude in this form than in any other.

That I can find enjoyment in matters other than dirtying my hands is of no concern of yours. Fool.

[awesomemich]

Oi! I've never been a woman! I would have made an awesome woman, but I'm all man and always have been!

Kesesesese~ You can actually find enjoyment from doing laundry and cooking food! You're such a good little Hausfrau!

[edelweisse]

[Dryly] Yes, you would never be quite so lucky.

Mind your tongue! I am no one's Hausfrau, that would be your Schwester. Or rather, Bruder, I suppose.

[awesomemich]

Lucky?! Why the hell would I consider such an un-awesome fate, lucky? What do you have that I don't? Besides those pebbles on your chest?!

Oi! Don't bring West into this!

[edelweisse]

[She visibly grits her back teeth.]

I have something known as culture; perhaps you've heard of it?

And I believe I shall bring her into it however I please, thank you.

[awesomemich]

Culture, huh? Well, I have that without loosing my manhood. Kesesesese~

I'm not going to let him fight any of your wars for you!

[edelweisse]

Truthfully? I have never seen your female self exhibit anything of the type, so you must forgive my being startled, Preußen.

And, forgive me, it was always you who started the wars, or have I forgotten?

[awesomemich]

[he ignores the first part, trying to be the better man... well... only man]

But you can't finish them alone!

[vereinigt]

[awkward cough] Can I help you, Frau Österreich? [he was unaware that there was a female Austria, but if there was an alternate reality where every one was France, then it wasn't too far logically to assume there could be a lady Austria]

[edelweisse]

[A beat, before she decides that a male Germany can serve her just as well as a female one, and there is no point complaining just yet.]

Ah. Deutschland, I was wondering when you would finally decide to arrive. You see, I was rather hoping for tea. Do be so kind as to fetch me some, will you?

[vereinigt]

Ja. [before he can think through being a servant, he goes off to get the tea.

He comes back only to realize he had been bossed around the same way by the lady Austria]

[edelweisse]

Danke, Deutschland.

[Look at that, you made her smile.]

Ah, but you know what would be lovely? Some kind of light cookie.

[vereinigt]

Cookies are not healthy. You should eat fully balanced meals. [lecture mode]

[edelweisse]

But I am so dreadfully tired, Deutschland. Perhaps you would be so kind as to prepare such a meal for me?

[And now she blinks innocently as she lifts her cup to her lips.]

[vereinigt]

Of course. [before he could argue he was already heading to the kitchen... he was such good wife material]

[ladyawesome]

Of course your mun's got more interest in me than you. I'm not nearly half as dull.

[edelweisse]

And twice as crass. Really! If you had the slightest ounce of culture, perhaps you would be able to appreciate the finer things in life.

[ladyawesome]

I've got plenty of culture. I appreciate a nice weapon as well as the next person actually worthy of their kingdom. [And she's starting already with the indignant hair-tossing.]

My "fine things" are more useful than that piano you hold above all else.

[edelweisse]

There is far more to being worthy than simply... bashing your sword against some other unfortunate soul's, you know.

And I'll thank you to leave my piano out of your insults.

[ladyawesome]

Why? I'm sure it'd like to meet my sword. It's not like an instrument has ever done anything politically for you.

[edelweisse]

You are not to lay one finger on my piano! And I'll remind you that I have done perfectly well for myself politically without constantly resorting to violence.

[ladyawesome]

You sure were a laughing-stock for most of your pitiful existence, though.

[edelweisse]

I will not stand to be insulted in such a manner! Mind your tongue, Preußen, or I will mind it for you!

[manliestmaiden]

[hehehehe she resists the urge to tackle]

It's been a while since I've seen one of you, Madam Ausztria~

[edelweisse]

I beg your pardon. You are...?

Gracious! Ungarn!

sorry for late! computer down ;A;

[manliestmaiden]

[she smiles cheerfully]

You were expecting a boy, yes?

don't worry about it~

[edelweisse]

Ah... yes.

Forgive me, Ungarn, I was quite startled.

[manliestmaiden]

[leans forward a bit, hands behind her back]

There's no need to be! This place is full of strange versions of all of us. You are still Ausztria to me!

[edelweisse]

Well... I thank you for that, Ungarn. And, in kind, I should hope that it will be to my good fortune to know you, as well.

Do you know, I have met a male Preußen and Deutschland? It is quite strange.

[manliestmaiden]

They are from my world! My Ausztria is a boy, too! [hehe!]

[edelweisse]

How strange...

Tell me, this... male-me, does he still play music? The violin, perhaps?

[manliestmaiden]

Oh, absolutely! The violin, the piano, flute... I'm sure he could play any instrument if he wanted to. His music ability is lovely!

[edelweisse]

My... He certainly does sound quite talented. Perhaps I will have the good fortune of meeting him someday, hm?

[manliestmaiden]

Oh, I hope so. Then I could listen to you both play a duet!