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dear_mun2012-09-27 07:29 pm
nonononono) wrote in dear_mun2012-09-27 07:29 pm
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sam does not feel like p diddy apparently
Okay. Yeah, all right, let's get some stuff straightened out. I know how much you like lists, so I'll try to make a really simple one that you can understand. I hope it's not over your head.
1) I don't listen to Ke$hausually so the idea of bumping into Simmons there is a pipe dream. I don't give a crap about how a meme could set that up, I don't listen to her. And writing her name with the dollar sign? Stop. Just. Why?
[you're a lying liar who lies]
2) The whole "your face smells like Doritos" thing came from a robotic version of that girl from the Teeth movie. I don't think it holds any weight. But you can keep eating Doritos, because they're fucking delicious.
[thank you for the permission i was hoping i could continue enjoying doritos i'm so glad you approve]
3) Bilbo's as good a nickname as any for Major Colonel Lieutenant Can Never Remember Keeps Getting Promoted Lennox. Great. Good. But the hero worship thing? No. Nope. I don't...no. He's a good guy, but I don't—and I don't listen to Everclear, either. My parents are still married, why would I listen to them?
[yes because their only song is "wonderful" sam you are on top of this shit]
Are you ever going to see the third movie or what? There might be something important—maybe. You should get on that. Like, tomorrow.
Or now, even.
1) I don't listen to Ke$ha
[you're a lying liar who lies]
2) The whole "your face smells like Doritos" thing came from a robotic version of that girl from the Teeth movie. I don't think it holds any weight. But you can keep eating Doritos, because they're fucking delicious.
[thank you for the permission i was hoping i could continue enjoying doritos i'm so glad you approve]
3) Bilbo's as good a nickname as any for Major Colonel Lieutenant Can Never Remember Keeps Getting Promoted Lennox. Great. Good. But the hero worship thing? No. Nope. I don't...no. He's a good guy, but I don't—and I don't listen to Everclear, either. My parents are still married, why would I listen to them?
[yes because their only song is "wonderful" sam you are on top of this shit]
Are you ever going to see the third movie or what? There might be something important—maybe. You should get on that. Like, tomorrow.
Or now, even.