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[lahey]

Hey, here's a thought - maybe I don't need a wolf mascot.

"Form". Whatever. We don't shift that fully, or at least I don't. I don't care if a tail's cool or not, I don't have one.

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[cravats]

I've never really understood how you can be a werewolf without having a wolf shape. But I suppose different worlds have different rules...

[lahey]

Maybe it's a beta thing? It's not like there's a handbook on how to werewolf, where I'm from.

[cravats]

Really? That's a shame- they can be so useful.

[lahey]

I guess someone has to write it first? Under a pen name, and stuff.

[cravats]

Ah, yes, your world at large is not aware of werewolves. But I would think that would be a valuable thing to do, if there are many in such a situation.

[lahey]

The only werewolves I know are already in my pack, but...

[ But he's right, it'd be useful. ]

No, you're right. It'd be useful. It'd be something to read, at the very least.

[cravats]

Perhaps when you've found out more you could do it yourself. Or your alpha could- though I suppose some of them aren't disposed towards writing. Mine isn't.

[lahey]

Nah, I'm not that good with words. And Derek doesn't like to use words half the time.

Maybe we can get someone else to write it.

[cravats]

Perhaps a ghost-writer. Though I should say that actual ghosts are not very good at writing.

[lahey]

Why? If it's because they can't exactly write, that's one thing, but they're still former people, right?

[altercate]

[ no this is a talk derek doesn't wanna have........ ]

A mascot.

[lahey]

And tails.

[ Isaac is not sure if he wants one. ]

...Do you have one?

[altercate]

I might. Alphas usually do.

[burninhale]

Is this a "furry" thing? If it is you're voted out of the pack.

[lahey]

...No.

[ This is the sound of a choking teen wolf, what the hell, Peter. ]

Why would you even say that?!

[burninhale]

[He grins because trolling is the only thing that makes him feel alive anymore, Isaac!! ... that and maybe killing. Don't judge.]

I don't know what you kids are into these days. Also when I said "vote out" I meant "put you out on an ice floe to perish."

[lahey]

[ He won't judge the trolling, but the killing's kind of pushing on luck, sorry. ]

We don't have ice floes in California. We don't have ice floes in April. [ Because this is what you meant, right? ] —Wait, you know Survivor?

[burninhale]

[Rude. :C]

I spent six years comatose, not sixty. [Isaac you're killing him here.]

[lahey]

...Right.

[Six years is still a long time, though. ]

So you watched reality TV before?

[burninhale]

On occasion. I know Derek must make it seem like we're weird, antisocial hermits who cruise high school parking lots for fun, but actually, we had lives. And jobs. And watched bad TV.

Also, we can make ice floes. That's totally a werewolf ability.