4th Wall at amatomnes

[rewritereality]

Look, mun, let's be realistic. We've tried this before, and I'm not sure how breaking the fourth wall for a little bit is going to help at all. Yes, I would love to run into the guys sometime over the next couple of days but I'm not going to be disappointed if I don't.

See, what I think you really ought to be thinking is the people Izayan would like to see. I'm pretty sure even now he's scanning the crowds, looking for the familiarity of home.

You know exactly what - and who - I mean.

But, I have to admit. It would be nice to see people from home again. Even if they don't stay, at least it'd be something. So I'll keep hoping. And hey, if anyone else gets curious in the meantime, that can't be bad, can it?

(ooc: Fourth wall time at Amat! We have an Erika post here, an Izaya post here and the general rules/info is here. We'd love any and all castmates ^^)

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[knifedances]

I have no idea who you could possibly be referring to.

[Yes he does, but he'd been hoping you'd given up on that disgusting line of thought]

[rewritereality]

Denial doesn't suit you, Izayan.

[knifedances]

Ah, your repetition bores me, karisawa-kun. Wherever there are humans, I'll be satisfied. I don't need particular individuals to make me happy.

[Really, bringing Shizu-chan to the island? The place is small enough to make having him there a perfect hell :|]

[rewritereality]

If you're that bored, why are you here?

Or allow me to put that another way. If you don't care about this, why bother replying at all?

[knifedances]

Call it a desire to make sure you don't attract any undesirables. As if Atia isn't restrictive enough already, I could do without one more thorn in my side.

[rewritereality]

I'm inclined to disagree there.

Seriously, though, there isn't anyone from Ikebukuro you wouldn't mind seeing?

[knifedances]

You're welcome to disagree with me, but that wouldn't make strange fascination any more realistic.

[He just shrugs]

I suppose there are people I wouldn't mind seeing. After all, while all humans are interesting its undeniable that some are more interesting than others.

[rewritereality]

Doesn't make your denial any less suspicious, either.

I knew it! Like who, though?

[knifedances]

I'm not sure how trying to make the depth of my hatred clear to you can be seen as suspicious.

Namie-san has her uses, and I'll admit there were one or two developments I was keeping an eye on back in Ikebukuro. I wouldn't mind getting an idea of how they're panning out. But they can always wait until I get back, right? Its not as though I don't have enough to keep me occupied as things stand.

[rewritereality]

I'm just saying, you protest too much about a certain thing, people are gonna wonder what you're hiding.

Has her uses? Wow, and you wonder why even the woman who's obsessed with you doesn't like you.

[knifedances]

Or perhaps the reason I'm protesting is because you're deluded little BL fantasies are so far off the mark that I can't help but want to correct you.

That was harsh! But really, what were you expecting me to say? That there's someone I'm just pining away for and finding it hard to live without?

[Besides, he doesn't think Suì-Fēng-san dislikes him, exactly...]

[rewritereality]

Why? If I'm that deluded, where's the harm in letting me think it?

Truth hurts, Izayan. And no, not really but those aren't the only two options, you know.

[Hey, she's just going off what Sui-Feng told her. Of course, she's also fully aware there's a reason she calls SF Tsun-Feng]

[knifedances]

You're welcome to think whatever you like, providing I don't have t hear about it. It's a thought so disgusting it makes me wanna vomit.

Not really. It'd be nice to have people love me back but I'm not so deluded as to expect it. And you sure are pushy. I told you there are people I wouldn't mind seeing, but there's no-one I can't do without. That's enough of an answer, isn't it?

[rewritereality]

Oh really?

[Challenge accepted]

What's pushy about anything I've said? You know, you could have just said that about Yagiri-san in the first place and that would have been fine.

[knifedances]

Really.

[Just keep it where he can't see it, okay?]

That pretty much is what I said, isn't it?

[And there is Shinra, who'd be useful to have around given his particular skills, but the guy isn't exactly his favourite person at the moment. He MIGHT still be sulking about being hung up on in the hospital...]

[rewritereality]

[Oh but that would defeat the point of the challenge...]

Yeah, except you managed to sound like a complete jerk about it...oh wait. I keep forgetting that's true.

[knifedances]

[Too bad. He really wouldn't care that you seem so fixated on his sex life if it wasn't for the fact that you fictionally paired him off with the protozoan :|]

That's unkind. You asked for my opinion and I gave it to you.

[rewritereality]

I know. And I'm not apologising because you think I'm unkind. From you, that's called hypocrisy.

[idkworldruler]

Breaking the wall, one brick at a time.