Voice Test

[herrzen]

First I'm stranded a million realities away from my own.

Then I'm imprisoned.

Twice.

Now you want to throw me around in these stupid little "memes" and "games."

NO. I DON'T CARE THAT I'M YOUR FIRST MUSE FOR THIS "FANDOM." THAT'S A HORRIBLE REASON. I'M NOT GOING TO BE YOUR LITTLE TOY.

...Ugh.

Comments

[precopy]

Hey! Hey!

HEY!

No throwing tantrums at the fourth wall!

[herrzen]

--!!

...I'm not throwing a tantrum.

[precopy]

That decibel level says different, mister!

[eversomagical]

[ He's just going to be warey of you dude.]

..You OK?

[herrzen]

..F-FF. What does it bother you, anyway? I'm sure your mun treats you like a slave too!

[herrzen]

[ Probably a smart move. ]

Does it look like I'm okay?

[eversomagical]

[ Considering the last time they met? Yeah. If it helps, he hated the cube as well.]

No.

Not really. Do you...want to talk about it?

[herrzen]

[ ...He was a different person back then, but yeah... ]

I'm tired of getting dragged around by humans. I'm a Kree warrior. I did nothing wrong when I came here.

[eversomagical]

[ A scary person. It's not like they stopped around to chat.]

Humans fear what they don't understand. And they did'nt exactly have fun with...other aliens.

[herrzen]

And that's supposed to be my problem?

That just proves how cruel and shallow humans are.

[precopy]

My Mun? She treats me pretty damn well. I've got my own action figure, Wade action figure, and a chibi in the making! It just takes some friendly talk and lowering glowing, angry fists that shoot plasma or whatevers.

[herrzen]

Action figure...?

I guess... he is willing to talk...

[ Though an action figure would be nice. ]

[eversomagical]

I think you're using a paintbrush and doing to broad a strokes there.

Not all humans are cruel and shallow.

[herrzen]

Until I meet a human who won't attack me on sight, that's staying my opinion.

[eversomagical]

Have I attacted you? Though. Techinally I'm a mutant.

[so_odd]

Need a Twix moment?

[herrzen]

...No. I guess not.

[herrzen]

Do I need a what? I don't understand what a "Twix" is.

[so_odd]

It's a candy commercial that--ah, never mind. Are you okay?

[herrzen]

"Peachy," I guess.

( ooc; Sorry if he's unfamiliar with Annie! I haven't caught up to Dark Avengers yet. )

[so_odd]

Nothing worth apple pie?

[ ooc: it's chill! ]

[herrzen]

I don't think apple pie would fix this.

[eversomagical]

Exactly.

Cheer up beautiful.

We're not all bad. You just have'nt had..the greatest luck.

[herrzen]

I generally try to make my own luck.

So I don't know where I failed to wind up here.

[superfriendzoned]

I've been told that protesting like that only entertains them.

[hoodbin]

. . . [ She gives him an awkward look. ]

Ah... yelling... it usually doesn't sway their mind.

[herrzen]

I know - and that's even more infuriating.

[herrzen]

... [ He's frowning now. ]

So I've heard.

[hoodbin]

The only way I have seen is... distractions. Does yours fall for those?

[herrzen]

Yes. He's rather... flighty, I believe the word is.

[hoodbin]

Then it shouldn't be too hard to get him to stop. Just find something else that might catch his interest.

[herrzen]

All I know is that he apparently has "plans" for me. He's just biding his time; I'm tired of people with "plans" for me.

[hoodbin]

He should get a taste of his own actions. We aren't dolls to play with.

I'm not sorry

[psychoanalyst]

But that's all you've ever been, really. Why change now?

[herrzen]

Someone who agrees with me for once? I'm glad all humans aren't clueless.

omg why LMAO Also! I'm slowly working my way through Dark Reign, sorry if he doesn't rec. Moonstone.

[herrzen]

Do you want to say that again?

[hoodbin]

[ She snorts a little at his comment. ]

Most are though.