Dusting off this grumpy bastard.

[fanningtheflames]

So. Another account. And here I was hoping you would procrastinate forever.

Do we really need to go through this song and dance yet again, mun? It was only a few hours ago that you were telling yourself that you were done with games from now on. And don't even try to pretend you're doing this for my sake. I might be bored, but boredom is better than one of those fucked up places you keep sending me.

Just leave me alone.

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[orange_dattebayo]

You sing and dance? I didn't peg you for the type, dattebayo.

And Muns are not easily persuaded. She will poke you aaaaaaaaaaaall the time.

[fanningtheflames]

[so stonyfaced.] Ever heard of an idiom, dobe?

Che. Don't remind me.

[orange_dattebayo]

[Staaaaare] If that's a new way to call me idiot, I'll kick your butt, teme. [Obviously, he didn't hear of it...]

[fanningtheflames]

[Smirk. As far as Sasuke is concerned, Naruto is welcome to give it a try anytime. Especially considering how bored he has been lately.] Why would I need new ways of calling you an idiot when you advertise the fact so well on your own?

[orange_dattebayo]

Because-because-- [GODDAMMIT THINK OF SOMETHING] BECAUSE YOU WANT TO, DATTEBAYO! [That wasn't very convincing, wasn't it?] AND I am NOT an idiot! [Sasuke just uses words that ain't in his vocabulary...]

[fanningtheflames]

You think you know what I want? Funny how often I hear that, and every time it sounds less convincing.

[And talking of things that doesn't sound convincing.] Hn. Your ego is as inflated as always, idiot.

Friendly neighborhood troll here

[myninjainfocard]

[Lightest bit of a smirk, inclining his head in regard.] Mine is actually rather intrigued about you, which is saying quite a bit as she typically detests all forms of your clan. You should feel honored for that recognition.

Or you could cease your whining and learn the value of silence if you wish your mun to leave you alone, it tends to work with these easily distracted creatures. Being in limbo and ignored is far better than being susceptible to their whims, no?

[fanningtheflames]

[He raises an eyebrow.] I don't recall ever craving the approval of a mun.

Thanks for the advice, but after this many years spent in my mun's fucked up headspace, I think I know how to handle her better than you would.

[getchapuppet]

Ah, I'm sure your brother will be enthused to hear that you sing and dance. Thank your mun for me, yes? This information is quite golden.

[fanningtheflames]

[Deadpan. If this guy was being an idiot on purpose, he was certainly succeeding.]

Since I doubt you are that stupid, Sasori, I suppose you're trying to provoke me. What for?