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[advancedbosoms]

You know, I've been queen before and I gotta say? Not all that it's cracked up to me.

Sure, first they throw a handsome man at you and give you everything you want and that part is okay. [Pause.] Okay, I'll be honest, that part is really, really great and you find out that even though you've always thought emeralds are a little tacky, they look great with your skin tone.

But then comes the part where you nearly die and really, I'll take life and a believable Vera Wang knock-off over death and crown jewels any day.

Comments

[itwasrhetorical]

Emeralds can seem a tad tacky if they're overused, yes.

[advancedbosoms]

I'm more of a diamond girl myself. There's a reason people don't buy emerald engagement rings.

[itwasrhetorical]

Emeralds rarely make for anything pretty. Far too common and jealous a colour of stone.

[Double meanings, why no!]

[advancedbosoms]

Well, death definitely isn't worth a few emeralds and some comshucking with an eager-to-please hero.

[itwasrhetorical]

I don't think we're being brought to be killed.

At least I certainly hope we aren't. I shouldn't care for that.

[advancedbosoms]

They don't tell you about the killing part until it's too late.

Well, too late to turn down the crown, anyway.

It helps if you have friends who save the world on a routine basis.

[idolstolemylook]

You know, I never thought I'd be happy to see you, but if it gets these watered-down Fabios off our backs, I'm all for it.

[advancedbosoms]

They want you to be queen?

What is this, an Aryan gender-bendy version of a Shakespearean comedy?

[idolstolemylook]

Yes. But with much worse writing.

[advancedbosoms]

Is this some sort of harem deal? Because I don't think I'm interested in that, unless the rest of the guys have much, much, much better hair than you do.

[idolstolemylook]

According to his highnessness, no. And there's nothing wrong with my hair. Though if you don't like blonds, you're shit outta luck.

[brujah_barkeep]

Has anyone ever told ya that you're kinda whiny?

Just sayin'.

[advancedbosoms]

I just say what I'm thinking. More people should try it.

[brujah_barkeep]

We could do with a little less bullshit in this world. You're right. Still whiny, but right.

[advancedbosoms]

Well, you still kind of sound like a bitch.

No offense.

[brujah_barkeep]

None taken.

[advancedbosoms]

You remind me of someone I knew in high school.

I didn't like her very much.

[brujah_barkeep]

Yeah?

You remind me of breakfast.

[advancedbosoms]

You're a vampire. Seriously?

Oh my god, what is the deal with you guys? You're everywhere and you all have way too much testosterone.

[brujah_barkeep]

Bitch, please. The politically correct term is "Kindred." Or "Cainite" if you wanna be a pretentious prick.

And, I mean, hey, if you do, that's totally your rights or whatever.

[advancedbosoms]

What, are you in some kind of vampire cult?

[brujah_barkeep]

Do I look like I drink Kool-Aid?

[advancedbosoms]

Hey, there are lots of kinds of cults.

Some drink Kool-Aid, some sit around a campfire wearing hemp and singing Kum-Ba-Ya and some impregnate you with demon babies.

[brujah_barkeep]

Those sound like the three most boring cults I have ever heard of.

[advancedbosoms]

Wasn't tooting their horns, Faith-light.

[brujah_barkeep]

Thank God. Otherwise, I'd be seriously worried about you, breakfast bar.

[ghostsgoddamnit]

I'll take near death and jewels. They can throw the guy at someone else; I don't do phsyical contact.

[advancedbosoms]

I didn't say neardeath.

[ghostsgoddamnit]

You did, actually. You said the part where you nearly die. Nearly dying won't kill you. I would know.

[advancedbosoms]

Hey, try doing my job for a day. You nearly die a dozen times between breakfast and your afternoon mimosa.

[ghostsgoddamnit]

Been there, done that. Didn't really really pay off. The boss was kind of a dead-beat. And then he was just dead.

[fuckingvisions]

You don't like emeralds Princess?

awww doyle ;;

[advancedbosoms]

[Pause.]

Huh.

[Pause again.]

More of a diamond girl, as a rule.

<3 Ello there~!

[fuckingvisions]

Well yeah, that be a given. Just figured you'd be keen to all jewels.

[advancedbosoms]

People figure a lot of things about me.

Anyway, green isn't my favorite color. But there are exceptions, sometimes.

[fuckingvisions]

Well that just makes it sound a but rude on me part. Curiously, what is your favorite color?

[ He's just enjoying hearing her voice again. Trying not to breach that whole 'been dead awhile' thing.]