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dear_mun2012-09-26 03:26 pm
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Noah Puckerman gets it off his chest.
Yo. We gotta talk.
You and me, we're two hot Jews. You got experience. I got experience. We're great together, and you let me eat sweet and sour pork without giving me shit about kosher. You try to find me good chicks [But dude, what the hell was that Sam thing you had me doing for awhile? No. Not cool. I don't wanna think about that ever again.] and you let me show 'em what Puckzilla's got. But then you just picked me up and moved me here, and I just sit on my ass and watch shit happen. No hablo espanol. You're my wingwoman. You gotta help a dude out. Introduce me.
Hey. If you write about me in LA, make sure you hook me up with some hot chicks. The chick from The Bachelor kept making crazy eyes at me, and I swear she let her cat jump on the bed when we were doing it. It was, like, staring at me. Freaky.
And I get why you're gonna keep up with your doctor porn. This BAMF's in LA, not Lima, and the writers suck for that. I guess my brother's cool and shit, but they're picking him over me and not even giving me fun shit to do.
[Happy Yom Kippur. Dude, just 'cause I don't go to temple unless you make me or there's a hot chick there doesn't mean I forgot what day it was. Wanna get Chinese?]
You and me, we're two hot Jews. You got experience. I got experience. We're great together, and you let me eat sweet and sour pork without giving me shit about kosher. You try to find me good chicks [But dude, what the hell was that Sam thing you had me doing for awhile? No. Not cool. I don't wanna think about that ever again.] and you let me show 'em what Puckzilla's got. But then you just picked me up and moved me here, and I just sit on my ass and watch shit happen. No hablo espanol. You're my wingwoman. You gotta help a dude out. Introduce me.
Hey. If you write about me in LA, make sure you hook me up with some hot chicks. The chick from The Bachelor kept making crazy eyes at me, and I swear she let her cat jump on the bed when we were doing it. It was, like, staring at me. Freaky.
And I get why you're gonna keep up with your doctor porn. This BAMF's in LA, not Lima, and the writers suck for that. I guess my brother's cool and shit, but they're picking him over me and not even giving me fun shit to do.
[Happy Yom Kippur. Dude, just 'cause I don't go to temple unless you make me or there's a hot chick there doesn't mean I forgot what day it was. Wanna get Chinese?]
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many apologies.
...The Puckster likes a fan club.