Not pleased.

[halfassed]

I don't do well close up. You know that. There's no range in a place like that.

The rest of it doesn't bother me.

Comments

[therealgenius]

Trying to clip your wings, Agent Barton? Sometimes, it's necessary. You have to keep them in line, you know.

Birds, I mean.

[halfassed]

You know, maybe I should really listen to you. Friend of mine says you got a lot of experience with birds.

Birds, and Russians.

[therealgenius]

[when you live with this in your facility for like a week you get bragging rights about dealing with birds those things are nightmares, sir>]

About a week's worth, to be fair, but a week with a cockatoo is enough to figure out what you need to do with a bird. They're absolute lunatics.

[halfassed]

What a trial.

[therealgenius]

I'd ask if the cat got your tongue, but that's too much avian symbolism for me.

Come on, Agent Barton. I'm not so bad, am I? Have a heart.

[halfassed]

Oh, I was serious. Must have been a terrible trial.

For the bird.

[therealgenius]

Bird's dead.

Sure he had it coming, creature from the pit that it was.

[halfassed]

The arrowheads your company makes only work about half the time.

You don't improve your percentage, I might stop by and give you a whole new reason to hate birds.

[therealgenius]

Are they really selling arrowheads with my name on them now? I didn't approve that.