#:o) #voice testing

[lockjaw]

[Dear motherfuckin' mun, controlling thy actions with whatever motherfucking powers you are fronting onto my undeserving ninja titted self. Communication with the network of ridic unbelievers and misguided punk fucks has been thoroughly slammed down in a most wicked of motherfucking ways.]

[And it was then all up and fucking decreed, honk.]

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[consider8]

Hello Kurloz.

[small wave]

[lockjaw]

OTL soz |3;

[consider8]

It's good to see that you've made it relatively unharmed. How was your trip? Didn't get caught in any interwe8s, did you?

Haha, text is fine or not. I assume this is face to face due to it being Kurloz anyway.

[lockjaw]

[Such nonsense to be smacking into thy righteous audio canals, sister. The world mother fuckin' wide web is not no thing to one so fresh and down with the harsh whimsies of this crazy universe.]

[h3ll4r4d]

who44444 h3y m4ck-4r4 looks l1k3 your3 st1ll rock1n th3 cr33py 4zz g1fz
pr3tty sw333333t!!! 3h3h3...

[lockjaw]

[And it is seen that we are shattering the fourth wall with some metaphorical motherfucking clubs. Mun seems to be tight with such a thing, so no need to be any kinds of harshing on up on you.]

Yus |3 I don't get to use her quirk often enough...

[consider8]

Hehe. It's not everyday I could make a spider joke. I couldn't help myself.
Have you seen Meulin? I 8elieve I've seen a couple of them running around here. They would 8oth 8e very happy to see you.

Er, not that I'm not happy to see you.

Works for me.

[lockjaw]

[consider8]

Well, don't worry. I'm sure they'll turn up eventually.

Say hi for me when you do, alright?

[lockjaw]

[braindrain]

D3CR33 D

[consider8]

I'm going to assume that's a yes.

[taking... a few steps back, regardless]

[lockjaw]

1/2

[lockjaw]

[lockjaw]

HOW IS IT MY MOTHER FUCKIN HEIR

[h3ll4r4d]

[aware yet unaware of the meta]

1 tot4lly g3t your v1b3 4bout th4t. som3t1m3s 4 dud3 jut n33dz to b3 r34l w1th h1s cr33p1n3ss, 1 got your b4ck!!!

[consider8]

Hmm... well, do you want to know anything or do you think you can get along on your own?

I'd 8e more than happy to provide exposition, you know.

[lockjaw]

[lockjaw]

[consider8]

I'm sure you'll get 8y either way.

8ut do feel free to come to me if you need anything, if I'm around.

#enigmas #riddles #not telling you shit

[lockjaw]

[Of course we shall, unlike you, we are in no fucking way, oblivious to what truths are taking part in this wicked of timelines and plots, sister, my web of falsehoods weaving sister.]

#helpfulness #uncertainty #I could stare at that for hours

[consider8]

Well, I hope you have fun! ::::)

#it is a beautiful thing

[lockjaw]

[braindrain]

17 15 W3LL GR347 PR1NC3 0F M07H3RFUCK5 1 H4V3 0NLY F4LL3N F1V3 71M35 1N 7H3 P457 M07H4FUCK1N H0UR

[lockjaw]

RIGHTEOUS TO BE GETTING MY HEAR ON WITH, BROTHER
EVEN IN THIS RIDIC NEW FUCKING PLACE
REMEMBER WHERE YOUR LOYALTIES UP AND LIE
HONK