on revelations and surprises;

[ex_flyting687]

It stings, doesn't it? Knowing that somewhere out there, in a different universe, you contend not just against Thor but a brother who is more kin to him than you will ever be. And it's insult to injury that Thor never knew until now, that he might choose this Odinson over you.

So it seems you're right, mortal woman - my feelings for the Bright One will always be constant and consistent throughout the realms.

What say you now?

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[ex_flyting687]

I'll consider it poisoned and give it to Thor.

[Duh.]

[nobodysbishie]

...You think friggin' BALDER is gonna poison a sandwich.

C'mon, HIM? He might chop your head off, but you're one of the few people who would play with poison.

[Thor: Mm-MMM, this is the best sandwich ever! Thanks Loki, you're my bestest bud! ...Except for all that 'trying to take over Asgard' thing. That kinda gets old, Bro.]

[ex_flyting687]

And yet — I do not know him any better than I know you, stranger.

[But knowing Balder will decapitate him? Thanks, all the more reason to dislike him.]

[nobodysbishie]

...You don't know BALDER.

Weren't you raised along the same time as him? That's like not knowing Heimdall or Tyr.

[If it helps, you picked your head up and put it right back on afterwards! (And had really, REALLY been a dick to him beforehand. Even by your standards.)]

[ex_flyting687]

I've never met him before in life, nor after it. Who by the Nine Realms is he that I should believe a single word he says?

[See that would be nice to know if he had any idea what the fuck you're even on about. Balls to you.]

[nobodysbishie]

What, you mean aside from 'illegitimate son of Odin, god of light, all-around good guy, whose death you (Well, apparently just SOME versions of you) engineered as the prelude to Ragnarok?'

Plus, in my time he's king of Asgard. That help?
[Back atcha, Pointyhat.]

[ex_flyting687]

[Watch as a fire burns in Loki's eyes, stranger. This is the fire that burns worlds.]

Not at all, but thank you for the incentive to hate him all the more.

Besides, he's claimed himself Odinson only by name. His words to me, not mine.