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[chasingadaydream]

We can't keep doing this dance, mun. You know I'm totally fine with you taking the lead (what choice do I have, really?) but this... business of stuffing me back into your headspace for months at a time isn't good for my complexion.

[or ego?]

Hey, you said it, not me.

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Just... ignore me...

[gothelproof]

Oh, whoa, hey!

Let me tell you about how much I understand.

[Because no one understands you more than yourself, am I right?]

no... come into my arms, you beautiful man...

[chasingadaydream]

Suffering the same mun problem? No, don't answer that. I can already tell from how pasty you are. Step into the sunlight with me, brother, and let us regain our effortless tans together.

[madcuriosity]

Are you feeling lonely, Mr. Rider?

[chasingadaydream]

In a manner of speaking. I don't do well in enclosed spaces.

[madcuriosity]

My Miss Writer says you're silly for not using your "smolder" on your mun. Although... I do not know what a "smolder" is.

[chasingadaydream]

Yeah? Well tell her that she is silly because I'm obviously saving it for a special occasion, okay? [totally showed his age there]

You haven't heard of it because it's my secret weapon.

[madcuriosity]

Well, which is it? A secret weapon or something to save for a special occasion. It can't be both.

[chasingadaydream]

Why not? It's a secret weapon that I'm saving for a special occasion. [saying that doesn't make it so, Flynn...]

[madcuriosity]

[She rolls her eyes.] Yes of course, Mr. Rider. [This is Alice not believing you.]

[chasingadaydream]

I saw that sarcastic eyeroll, young lady. [he is the one being sarcastic though]

[madcuriosity]

Whatever do you mean? [Now she's being cheeky.]

[chasingadaydream]

[his turn to eyeroll. Why is he even enabling this conversation?]

My wit is wasted on a child.

[madcuriosity]

[Alice had a counter, but it would be terribly rude, and she's not THAT rude. She shakes her head.]

It's not any sort of wit, it's you complaining when you can fix the problem.

[chasingadaydream]

[he inspires such charm in people, doesn't he]

Correction? I don't complain, I think out loud.

[madcuriosity]

[Again another mean thought came to mind but she decided not to say that either.]

Well you're thinking seems to be nothing but complaining.

[chasingadaydream]

What was I complaining about again?

[madcuriosity]

Your complexion, for one.

there is nothing quite as dashing as two Riders in the sun

[gothelproof]

Lesser men than us wouldn't recover with quite as much style.

How could our muns ignores us. I mean... look at us. You can't say we aren't two of the most good looking men around with a straight face!

nobody glistens like Riders do

[chasingadaydream]

I know! I don't understand it myself. How long has it been since you were let out?

[chasingadaydream]

I guess you're too young to understand the importance of skin care.

[madcuriosity]

[She opened her mouth to say something and then closed it again, yet another rude comment! Goodness, but this wasn't like her! Well... it wasn't usually like her. She shook her head.]

I'm not. But it doesn't mean that wasn't complaining.

it's the perfect teeth, catching the sun at just the right time

[gothelproof]

May, if you'll believe it! Something about moving, a new country, not speaking the language, not having time to devote to someone as "high maintenance" as myself, blahblahblah. All so very dull that I forgot to listen to half the excuses.

And you, my fine fellow, how long has it been for you?

[chasingadaydream]

[Flynn Rider: Corrupting innocent young girls everywhere since... wait that doesn't sound right]

I was just stating a fact to support my point, kid. You see this? [bares an arm] This used to be a perfect shade of golden brown. Now it's not a perfect shade of golden brown. It's this weird, dull color that looks like pottery clay instead. [he is clearly exaggerating] --shut up, mun, I am not.

Anyway, I don't think it's too much to ask to be let out once in a while so that my coloring doesn't fade this atrociously. This [draws an imaginary circle around his face] doesn't work if one of the parts isn't up to speed. Know what I mean? Yeah, didn't think so.

[madcuriosity]

[No, no it did not.

And furthermore, Flynn. You are talking to an upper-middle class Victorian English seven year old where her society finds pale to be pretty. Why? Because the aristocracy is all pale because they do not work. Only the lower class people work. So you're "golden brown" is not all that impressive to this Victorian seven year old.

Also, you're corrupting a seven year old, I hope you're happy, mister.]

I am not a baby goat. And second, if you want to be let out you could ask nicely.

not to mention the thick mane of luxurious hair that moves to an unseen wind..

[chasingadaydream]

I guess I fared slightly better. July. But that was only for a single meme thread and I don't think I got past three comments on that one before she shelved me.

[sniffs] I don't know about you but all this under-appreciation is making me feel like abusing this newfound freedom.