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Brought to you by the number "13", and the letter "Ghosts".

First of all, fuck you very much for summoning me here. Not my idea of a good time. Not that I haven't had infinitely worse, brain breakingly, eye-gouging, vomit inducing times. Don't care. Just because this sucks a little less, doesn't mean it doesn't suck a lot.

You suck.

Sorry. Just a little "touchy" about the interruption of my R.I.P-age. Also I'm not sorry. Deal with it.

So. Are we doing this thing or what? Yeah, you heard me. Just because I've got all day doesn't mean you can take it. Chop chop.

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[Have a ghost boy]

Maybe you're still dead and this is Purgatory.

Uh, yeah I'm still dead. That doesn't just get better.

And I wish. Purgatory sounds great compared to the free floating emotional trauma around here.

Speaking of: unless you want me to spew ectoplasm on...whatever the hell that is you died in, I'd appreciate it if you stayed out of my personal space.

That would require I actually be dead in the first place. Which I'm not.

Oh. Sure. Riiiiiight.

[Because you're pinging Dennis' ghost-dar. He rolls his head from side to side.]

Not to be a self-hating dead guy, but ghosts are a pain in my neck. Literally.

Summoned?

That's what I said.

I know what you said.

The implication was that you would tell me what you meant.

I think it was pretty self explanatory. I used it in a sentence; what more do you want?

Besides, you have a face like a guy who's intimately acquainted with the concept.

I don't get summoned anywhere. I show up wherever I please.

You just don't look ... dead. You're still all gooshy and full of blood and organs and whatever else it is that makes humans tick.

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My thoughts exactly. I don't appreciate being pulled from my work and forced here just so I can entertain a bunch of writers who enjoy pretending to be us.

Some people need to get a life.

Yes, yes they do.

This mun of mine has better things to do, yet she prefers this. As if she thinks she can write me.

Oh, come on. That was grade-A morgue humor.

And let's keep things a little less existential, huh? My head is already killing me.

Pfft, in the end you so know Jack would win.

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It's true. Cyrus would die flailing with his cane knife.

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Mwaha good :>

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Well you strike me as a fellow who knows how to have a fantastic time, see. Just look at all you have to talk about!

NO. NO CLOWNS. NO FUCKING CLOWNS.

Huh.

You're practically your own circus, you know.

Yeah, I'm a freak. I've heard it before, trust me.

I love you for this, oh man.

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Coming from the Joker...I'm so scared right now.

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Oh, no reason to be scared, I assure you.

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Are you complaining that she didn't allow you to remain dead?

That seems most ungrateful.

Not when you're stuck with my existence it isn't.

What's so bad about your existence? It seems fine to me!

Gee, I don't know. Between the excruciating pain if I get too close to anything dead, or the seizures if I touch anybody living... You're right it's just a freaking picnic 24-7. People love a guy who vomits on himself and knows all their dirty little secrets whether he wants to or not.

/still seriously considering Steve Zahn's character from Joyride

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Do this thing.

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FOR HALLOWEEN!

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THEN WE CAN MASH

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WE CAN MONSTER MASH!

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Be honest here, would you really rather be dead?

No, I'd rather be nothingness. I thought I earned my peace and quiet and a lack of crippling pain.

So the lack of pain is worth the complete and utter lack of anything else? Thought, consciousness, being?

I did mention that it was crippling pain, right? Pretty sure I did.

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