On being canon updated at a, uh, really interesting time.

[crockblocking]

So, you pick now of all times to do this? Seriously? Anyone ever tell you that your timing sucks?

Because it really does.

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oh hi there

[speedyfanboy]

Noth...ing...

...

Okay, Dude, I was an innocent bystander in all of this.

I heard you like masked trolls

[allthesenors]

KF, this is you we're talking about. When it comes to women; there's nothing innocent or bystanderd about it.

Gosh, what a completely accurate rumor that is

[speedyfanboy]

[Heh, that is so true-- wait no.]

All right, Rob, but she totally started it!

So I might sooort ooof be dating Zatanna...?

Little birdies don't lie, but they do get mad, bro

[allthesenors]

[Is snickering to himself and then--]

Wait...what?

[Wally, you have some 'splaining to do!]

A speedster can't help it if he just forgets to turn his swag off

[speedyfanboy]

[HEY BRO FUNNY STORY. HIS ROB GOT WORMHOLED SO WALLY JUST SWOOPED IN THERE.

...no that sounds pretty awful.]

In my defense, I had no idea you had dibs!

...

Which brings us back to all of this updating stuff. Funny how that, uh, works out, right Dude?

[So clearly none of this is his fault!]

The swoop/wormhole reference reminds me of Tremors

[allthesenors]

[Didn't Supey get wormholed too?

Run M'gann, run like the wind.]

Hilarious. This is me. Laughing.

[Except you know, not at all.]

You're taking this denial thing waaaay too far.

A very fine piece of cinema

[speedyfanboy]

[Ah no worries. M'gann couldn't friend-zone Wally anymore unless she adopted him.]

[Wince.]

Okay, me? So not in denial! Or I wasn't, at least...

I'm still not. [Feelings are really hard! Being a teenage boy is hard!]

And it just sortofhappened.

[allthesenors]

I might believe that, if you know, I hadn't been there with you two in Biayla.

[Folds his arms across his chest and raises a brow. Skeptical Boy Wonder is skeptical.]

How does something like that just sort of happen?

[speedyfanboy]

Okay, a lot of stuff has gone down since then.

[Wally is starting to feel pretty guilty over here...]

She was wearing pink, there were dolphins, piggy back rides, the pool has heaters, and it just... happened!

...

Rob, if you had just flirted more this all could have been avoided. Uh, well not you you, but another you.

[allthesenors]

You're blaming this on me?! [Staaaarress.]

I am sure the other me realized that yeah, she might have wanted him to be chalant, but not as chalant as you always are.

[speedyfanboy]

[Way to go Kid Mouth, way to go!!!!] No. I was just pointing it out!

[...not sure if should be insulted or not.] Okay, Dude, it's not like I was the only one involved in this.

[allthesenors]

[Neither of the two of them are exactly pinnacles of maturity.]

Yeah, I know. [Looks increasingly annoyed and then sighs.]

I thought the two of us had a thing going on, [Meaning Zatanna and him] But I guess not.

[speedyfanboy]

[This is true.]

Sorry... I mean, if I knew or remembered, I guess, I wouldn't have... yeah.

[Sigh.] Still bros?

[allthesenors]

Still bros, because I know you're not lying about the whole "if I'd known" thing.

[Holds up a fist for a bro fist.]

What are you going to do if your mun canon updates you?

[speedyfanboy]

[Aww yeah brofist.]

There's a pretty big "if" there. I'm lucky she lets me out at all.

Plus she's thinking about bringing out that Icicle jerk. [Makes a face. Why anyone would want to play him, he doesn't know...]

[allthesenors]

Seriously, have you seen that guy? Always flirting, cracking bad jokes, thinking he's smooth when he's not...[troll giggle is go.]

[speedyfanboy]

[#DOESN'T GET IT #WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT]

Exactly, who would want to hang out with someone that lame anyway?

No one, that's who.

[allthesenors]

Then again, if he wasn't a villain, I think he could be a fun guy to hang out with.

wow this reply got lost in my inbox

[speedyfanboy]

Maybe.

Guy would still be beyond lame though.

First wally takes his girl and then he casts him aside. harsh

[allthesenors]

It's too bad the two of you can't meet. That would be epic.

8(

[speedyfanboy]

You know how best friends are on the same wavelength?

Yeah, Rob, I'm not following you at all.

[allthesenors]

You guys are such polar opposites, it would be fun to see you interact.