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Harry Osborn [Spider-Man] ([personal profile] littlegoblinjr) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-09-25 12:34 am
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You're worse than Stormin' Norman on a field trip. How is any of this my fault? You're the one buying children's books filled with lies.

[Oh look, glasses. Off go the glasses. There's no public display of the glasses.]

Make up your mind when I'm actually from and then we talk. It kind of matters, you know. I'm not unreasonably inconsistent by default.

I'm not.
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butwhytho: Not really. (This plan is better.)

ignore all the venom'd icons he rly does love you bro

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stormin' Norman what? Why? Why you gotta bring him up, Harry?]

Children's books? Like what?
littlegoblinjr: (wow why don't you guys get a room)

so nvmd the high school faises he's a perm wave of ragelove right back atcha buddy

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Because only care about daddy issues.]

Oh, I don't know. Like that New Goblin "novel", a 58-paged, double-spaced joke where you end up all shocked yelling "Harry! I'm sorry! Let me help you!" after disfiguring my face?

[Really not enough lineface on the internet for his expression rn.]
butwhytho: Go on and cry a waterfall idgaf (I'm done trying to convince you bro.)

so tsundere for the spider's love, harry-sama

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Go cry in the arms of Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark and also? Check your had-a-dad-at-all privilege.]

I didn't know there was a "New Goblin" novel. Why it's aimed towards kids, however, is the part I'm a bit confused by. And are we going to do this every time? Do you want MJ to be constantly hanging out of taxi cabs sixty stories in the air before we can have something civil?

[And not throwing Ming vases from 90 BC at each other? Bernard has so much shit to clean up already, jfc. Think of other people, Harry! AVENGE THE VASES]
littlegoblinjr: (let's do the twist again)

harry osborn changed his relationship status to it's complicated

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh really, so then what happened to all that I HAVE A FATHERRRR before goring his, huh? Whatever happened to that?]

Very confusing. Very different from what I remember, too.

[He rolls his eyes.] And you know I don't. Why do you think I'm interested in knowing whether we have to keep this up or not?
butwhytho: blah blah goody two shoes lecture (There's still goodness inside you.)

so apparently there's a jealousy meme

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[UNCLE BEN DID NOT DONATE THE SPERM TO THE EGG THAT FORMED PETER PARKER OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LITERAL WHEN METAPHORS ARE WHERE IT'S AT]

Because I'm—I'm always around, Harry. You know that. [spiders have eight eyes you are never safe] And because I think there's only so many ancient Chinese vases you can throw at my head before they're all gone.

Also, that's a lot of work for Bernard. I'd really rather avoid making more work for Bernard [because you can't control yourself] because I hadn't thought a reasonably proper conclusion through.
littlegoblinjr: hollow-art (Default)

i'm all for it :D

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HEAR YOU YOUR BADLY STIFFLED SOBS CAUSED A FEEDBACK IN THE GOOD CHARLOTTE MIC THERE.]

I could always buy more.

[But there's no bite behind it. That's the thing, no point for all that when you don't even know if you're still supposed to be an angry, rage-filled wrathball of hateful fury.]
butwhytho: I'd like to stick my face in it. (Impressive rack.)

PMing you

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[SOME PEOPLE COULDN'T AFFORD SAMUEL BARBER'S ADAGIO FOR STRINGS WHEN NAPSTER WENT LEGIT GO CRY INTO YOUR ~ELITIST EMO MUSIC WHILE PETER'S GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS]

That's not how it works, Harry. There's only so many. You can buy more, but you're still depleting ancient Chinese vases. There's no more ancient China. There's only so many. Like collectibles. If you break fifteen, there's none to replace them.

[god don't you know how history works his tutoring must have been for shit]
littlegoblinjr: (talking through the entire presentation)

\o/

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME OF WHAT I REALLY AM HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU JUST ASK FOR A MIXTAPE BEFORE YOU CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES JFC]

Please don't tell me about ancient China. [No, really. Please don't.]
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butwhytho: Being catty as fuck (This goes out to all the PA bitches.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[I TOOK A PHOTO OF US

AND OUR CLASS

AND LOOK AT IT

AND THINK OF HIGH SCHOOL DAYS

I LIKE YOUR PANTS AROUND YOUR FEET?]

But they invented gunpowder, Harry. How cool is that?
littlegoblinjr: (wow why don't you guys get a room)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
[THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES YOU BRING ME TO LIFE

BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER

CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

SO JOIN ME IN DEATH]

On what scale? [Indulging you. Cherish it while it lasts.]
butwhytho: Right here, right now. Bring the secretary in, too. (Give me that cigar and blow me.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
[WHEN YOU SEE MY MASK HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?

GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF THE SICKNESS

AND THEN DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE]

On a scale of "shut up, Peter, stop talking about ancient China," to "really freaking cool, bro."
littlegoblinjr: (yeah sure)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

I WANT IT THAT WAY

IT TAKES MY PAIN AWAY]

That's quite a scale. [He tilts his head thoughtfully, resting his chin on his hand.] Alright. Guess gunpowder's not too bad.

But stop talking about ancient China anyway.
butwhytho: Wanna know the best rice recipe ever? (Heeeey good-lookin')

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-25 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[BYE BYE BYE]

No problemo, Harry. I don't know much more about it, anyway.

Though their numerical system...
littlegoblinjr: (talking through the entire presentation)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-26 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[No problemo, oh my God, did you just actually say no problemo who does that, Peter, people don't do that. It's a myth that people actually do that.]

Ah! Still ancient China related!
butwhytho: (Wow you just get dumber huh?)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-09-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you call Peter a myth, Harry? Like Spider-Man is a legend or something?]

Okay, okay. No more ancient China. I promise.

...so what's this about "derpface"?
littlegoblinjr: (stop teaming up with my dad)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-10-04 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, you wish. Go be an attention whore on one of your little festivals, you're not getting that here.]

Derpface? Really now? [Them eyebrows, they go up.]

You're worse than a five-year-old. [SAYS THE ISLE OF MATURITY.]
butwhytho: Go on and cry a waterfall idgaf (I'm done trying to convince you bro.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-10-04 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'd know all about whores, wouldn't you?]

Hey, your mun mentioned it, not mine. At least she thinks you're cute?
littlegoblinjr: (mumble mumble)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-10-04 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[All women are whores. Daddy said so.]

Cold comfort.

[Pause.]

I wouldn't mind some time off from being a crazy lunatic once in a while though. I'm running out of shirts.
butwhytho: blah blah goody two shoes lecture (There's still goodness inside you.)

[personal profile] butwhytho 2012-10-06 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Daddy said a lot of things, Harry. . .]

You mean...going back to high school?
spider_kisser: The kind of style I love to wear to my parties! (Party Dress)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-25 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
*gasp* HARRY?
littlegoblinjr: (yeah sure)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Now here's a face I haven't seen in a while.

[And he grins, stuck somewhere on that large scale between happy and incredibly awkward.]

Hey, MJ.
spider_kisser: I throw my sexy hands around you! (Hug)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-25 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, Harry! Oh my God, what are you doing here?
littlegoblinjr: (talking through the entire presentation)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
You know... I'm not too sure, actually.

[When he's not rampaging around trying to kill Peter that is. But, you know. Details.

He grins at her.]

What, aren't you happy to see me?
spider_kisser: My sexiest moment ever! (In the Rain)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-25 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Think we're on the same boat here...

Aren't I? Of course I am! Hello?
littlegoblinjr: (let's do the twist again)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-25 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds up his hands in mock defense, laughing.]

Forgive me. I won't doubt you again.
spider_kisser: In case you can't tell, I am not happy with you right now. (Mad)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[mock anger] You'd better not, pal!
littlegoblinjr: (talking through the entire presentation)

[personal profile] littlegoblinjr 2012-09-26 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you know me. [A wink.]

Always up and to the point. Would I lie to you?

[Well...]
spider_kisser: I am enjoying this so much, I can't contain myself! (LOL Rly?)

[personal profile] spider_kisser 2012-09-27 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Lie? Aw, of course not! [We're all liars sometimes...]
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