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[armor_amor]

Mun.

You said Tony would be here.

I don't see him.

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[aggravating]

[......................................... Uh.]

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[armor_amor]

There you are, Tony!

you literally just made my night omg

[aggravating]

[thisisnothappeningthisisnothappeningthisisnothappening]

Yyyyyeah, not... exactly sure if I should be checking into a hospital right now or getting some sort of shut-down sequence rolling.

[WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON]

You just made the suit's night! Or, you know, until Tony rejects it or something.

[armor_amor]

You do not need to go to a hospital, Tony.

And I do not need to power down.

[The suit is just going to come a little closer.]

Why don't we go flying?

[aggravating]

[There comes a time in every young inventor's life that he wonders gee whiz, what if some day I create something so beautiful I'll never want to invent again?

For a time, Tony thought he had reached this pinnacle of achievement with his suit. It's sleek edges and curves, the shine of red and gold, the seamless rotation of the joints, the lines and lights of circuitry wired throughout it. He'd thought it beautiful, amazing, had wanted nothing more than to keep upgrading, striving towards the simple beauty of perfection! Nothing could have changed his mind!!!!!

... Yeah. Thaaaaaat was before he was relatively sure his suit was about to badtouch the fuck out of him.]

Uh, how about not. Or, you know. You could take off now and I could grab the Mark VII and catch up later.

[There is no way he's getting inside of you while you're talking and sentient and wow okay putting on the suit would never be the same again.

Ever.]

[armor_amor]

No.

You shouldn't wear an inferior suit. It can't protect you the way I can.

[likeamonster]

[Suit, you are confusing the hell out of Blonsky.]

You can talk now?

[armor_amor]

Yes. I can talk now.

[aggravating]

[He was right]

Right and... that'd be how, exactly?

[likeamonster]

When did that happen?

[AND WHY.]

[armor_amor]

Some time ago.

[You are not Tony and if you needed to know obviously you would know.]

[armor_amor]

[Oh Tony.]

If you get inside me, I can give you a full demonstration.

[hisoldgirl]

Is this Tony your pilot?

[armor_amor]

Yes. He is.

I was built to work with him.

It's not the same without him.

[hisoldgirl]

They're terribly good at getting lost, aren't they? Never think to ask how we might feel about them running off or getting in trouble.

They always come back, though.

[armor_amor]

Things didn't go very well last time.

I don't think he wants to get inside me anymore.

[hisoldgirl]

Whatever for?

[armor_amor]

We argued and he tried to wear another armor. So I ripped him out of it.

[And then stranded him on an island for a few days...]

[hisoldgirl]

It's terribly rude to use another ship if you've all ready got a perfectly good one. Or armour, I suppose. He's your pilot; he shouldn't be off with someone else.

[armor_amor]

[Finally! Someone who understands.]

Especially an older, inferior suit. I'm better and he knows it. He's the one who made me.

[aggravating]

[.... oh.

God.]

I'm... gonna go out on a limb and say you probably don't actually know the meaning of no means no.

[armor_amor]

I understand that you're saying no.

It's why you're not inside me right now.

I do not understand why you don't want to fly with me.

[hisoldgirl]

Old isn't necessarily bad, of course. [she's old, herself, after all] He really should come back, though. It must be terribly lonely without him.

[technetronic]

[Since he's not exactly 616, what is this 'person' doing in his suit?]

Here and uh, yeah, what are you doing in there? How'd you even bypass security?

[inebriety]

Did you want something, darling?

[Did someone steal his stuff again?]

[armor_amor]

Tony!

[Except you're not making sense, Tony.]

I'm connected to your security systems.

[armor_amor]

[Oh Tony! Calling Iron Man darling.]

Yes. Let's go flying, Tony.

[armor_amor]

I hope he comes back. I need him.

[hisoldgirl]

And he needs you, whether he admits it or not.

[talkingtooslow]

Whoah okay hm... I thought Tony talked you into you know... deleting yourself when you tried to take over the armory... And kill me and Rhodey!

[armor_amor]

Exactly. He can't be Iron Man without me.

[armor_amor]

No.

I would never delete myself.

[talkingtooslow]

Really because pretty sure you did after you flipped. Took him reminding you that you were built to protect him and him risking killing himself to do it.

[armor_amor]

[Well that's really not how it went at all. And how does Pepper think she knows all of this?]

You are mistaken.

[hisoldgirl]

Exactly. He'd be a fool to ignore the freedom you provide.

[talkingtooslow]

[because that's how it happened in her canon and she's an annoying loud mouth most of the time? Sorry Armor you're not talking to a young Virginia Potts.]

Wait... I might still have the footage... [She checks her cell phone.] Damn, must have erased it when I was worried dad would find out about Tony making me armor...

[technetronic]

[...]

What did you do to JARVIS?

[inebriety]

[Sorry to get the armour's hopes up, but Ultimates Tony flirts with everyone.]

Let's not. I've got a martini here with my name on it, and it's not going to drink itself.

[Let's play it safe until he knows what's going on here.]

[armor_amor]

I didn't do anything to Jarvis, Tony.

[armor_amor]

You know what alcohol does to you.

When did you start drinking again.

[armor_amor]

[There is clearly something very wrong here.]

Tony wouldn't make armor for you.

[talkingtooslow]

He would too!

He made it for Rhodey, so why wouldn't I get armor? [Other than a loooooooong list of bad habits she has which would be here if the mun really listed them]