> Mun: Voice test the beta test. (spoilers)

[cronus]

vwowv mun this is pretty quick.
but im okay vwith that.
im glad youvwe had some common sense to pick me ovwer one of those jerks.
im used to being ignored in favwor of some pretty avwful people.

so you knowv i really hope you dont screwv this up.
because it might be my only chance before fandom passes me ovwer like the cruel unforgivwing beast it is.

if i dont make a good impression itll be all on you.
not that i think youre a screwv up but if you havwe any insecurities you better air them nowv before you drop a steaming pile of trash on my flavwless personality.

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I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF

[amoray]

you are literally the opposite a wwhat i wwas anticipatin outta the infamous fuckin orphaner dualscar

BEAUTIFUL

[cronus]

vwell that really hurts seeing as my entire existence is about pleasing you.
except no it isnt.

im the one vwho should be disappointed.
youre probably still busy playing with vwizard vwands.

just curious, vwhat vwere you expecting?

[chronomancer]

oh Swweet Mother Grubs Fuckin Tits
another one?

[cronus]

another vwhat?
im the only me ivwe seen.

unfortunately.

[chronomancer]

another vviolet-blooded, fin-faced, wwavvy-horned utter fuckin asshole
so Tell Me
wwhats yer shtick, yer angle
howw are you goin to make me regret sharin a sign wwith you
go on
Impress Me

I SMELL FRONDSHIP 1/2

[amoray]

wwell it should be considerin im basically fivve fuckin million times more ass kickin then you evver wwere
ill givve you a second and deign to answwer that query a yours wwhile the same a the abovve gets to soakin in all proper
i wwas expectin maybe more bein badass and amazin and basically anythin resemblin the twwo a those not
wwell YOU


and you can shut your fuckin gills about wwizards theyre amazin

[amoray]

though cronus as a name that aint half bad admittedly

[cronus]

howv can vwe evwen share a sign?
your blood is...
vwell...
not that it matters but its pretty much ten times less regal than mine.
the hemospectrum isnt important but that doesnt make any sense.

i dont havwe a sctick, im just a guy vwho tries to help evweryone but vwhose hard vwork goes unfairly unnoticed.
its difficult being misunderstood and ovwerlooked.

[cronus]

vwhat exactly about me isnt badass and amazing?
dont ansvwer that.

i assume youre projecting your ovwn insecurities about your quadrants and vwizards not being real onto me.
but i know that vwizards are fake, and my quadrant troubles are only there because evweryone else is terrible.
so project onto someone else.

[cronus]

yes my name is avwesome.

oh no you didnt see that

[amoray]

of course theyre fake any wwiggler capable a doin more than shittin itself and rollin ovver into it knowws that basic fact a fuckin life
bein fakes basically the ONLY thing they are and if anybodys sayin anythin different theyre goddamn delusional and or possibly undead crimes against nature but im not goin into that
im just sayin despite bein fakey fake fuckin fictional claptrap nonexistences theyre kinda interestin in a purely logical nonfake capacity

and my QUADRANT TROUBLES are because im misunderstood and nobodys got it in em to givve me half a chance thats totally different

plus i didnt say it wwas AWWESOME i said it didnt suck dont put wwords in my mouth

[chronomancer]

the long an the short a it is alternate univverse shenanigans
so hey
Rejoice
theres a univverse out there wwhere Youre a jadeblood too

oh
wwe All havve a shtick
because wwere aquarius an all aquarius are required to havve an obnoxious shtick that drivves others up a wwall

[honknotic]

[Stares.

Silently.]

[cronus]

thats vweird.
but okay.

i guess your shtick is interrogating people about vwhat their shtick is.

> Cronus: Attempt to not look terrified.

[cronus]

oh.
vwell, uh, fancy seeing you here on this fine day.
howv are you doing?

[honknotic]

[He gives two thumbs up.

It's always a great day when you aren't a mirthless heretic :o) too bad for you cronus.]

[chronomancer]

actually its bein cagey about shit
also fuckin evverythin up
Sidewways
WWith a Shovvel
also magic time shenanigans but honestly
Fuck magic time shenanigans

oh yes i did

[cronus]

vwizards are not avwesome.
vwizards vwill just keep letting you dovwn by being fake.

my quadrant troubles are because evweryone else is too much of a jerk to see vwhat a great guy i really am.
and didnt suck is pretty much code for avwesome in grumpy little vwiggler speak.

[radglare]

>:\

vweh

[amoray]

wwell my quadrant troubles are more outta my fins aka not my fault than yours are so THERE
howws gettin told by a so-called grumply little wwiggler WWHICH IM NOT feel im bettin it feels pretty damn bad

[cronus]

fuck magic.

can my shtick be not havwing a shtick?

[cronus]

vwell thats good.
uh.
i guess a change of scenery is nice after...really long.
the vweather is okay.

[Make small talk. Great idea.]

[cronus]

vwhat did i do to deservwe that?

[cronus]

mine are completely out of my hands because they rely on other people not being jerks.
vwhich vwill nevwer happen.
i vwont tell you that you got told there because that vwould be something an immature vwiggler vwould do.

[amoray]

yeah wwell








i got better taste in music than you do
so fuckin suckafish on THAT
god that wwas a shitty turn a phrase noww im kinda embarrassed nevvermind