at that... beta update......... SPOILERS BE EVERYWHERE

[tyrians]

why are all these chumps too LAM----E to wanna go kill an invincible monster with me
i mean come on they gotta be glubbin good for somefin
instead i just wasted my time
and fins got R--E---ELY weird with them
as alwaves
esfishally that crojerk
nope nope nope nopenopenope
DONT GLUBBIN WANT TO D-----EAL WIT)( )(IM
anyways yeah
idk what you were expectin but this is always how it dives down every time those guys and i talk
super lame yo

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I HAD TO EVEN THOUGH I DON'T EVEN HAVE ICONS...

[cronus]

vwowv.
dont evwen let a guy respond before you start throvwing insults.
i see howv it is.
i bet you didnt evwen knowv i vwas vwatching you.

ioH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET ME KISS YOUR FACE

[tyrians]

ugh
dont you even start with that crabby repartee you always do
btw
i didnt WANT to know that you were watchin me thanks
glubbin weird

KISSES ACCEPTED NOW LET ME SEND YOU SOME OF MY MUSIC

[cronus]

vwell most of the time i dont vwant you to knowv im vwatching you either.
so that vworks out.
but you dont havwe to bust out the hurtful nicknames like that.
you dont see me calling you meanah or anything like that.
evwen though youre mean.
i vwouldnt do that because im not a jerk.


meenasshole.
thats another terrible nickname a nice guy like me vwould nevwer evwer call you.

NO...........................

[tyrians]

i dont know why i fucking put up with you
since youre a giant GLUBBIN DOUC)(E
its like you and mituna are angling to get forked or somefin
total shells of aggravatin
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BUT I WROTE IT FOR YOU

[cronus]

vwait.
vwhen you say get forked.
vwhat exactly is the context.



because i knowv you carry a literal fork but if youvwe familiarized yourself vwith human sexual slang like ivwe asked evweryone to do a million times so i dont feel completely excluded...
that could be taken as a highly suggestivwe pun.

if that is the case i vwould definitely like to get "forked".
and helmethead can come too if youre into that.

I'm sorry. I can't resist.

[dirty_pool]

REALLY. YOU SHOULD JUST LET ME KILL THEM. I'M DOING EVERYONE A FAVOR.

YOU CAN KEEP IT THO....

[tyrians]

oh
my
cod

[tyrians]

forked like im gonna GUT YOU LIKE T)(-E SUCKAFIS)( YOU ARE
if you dont glubbin STOP flirtin with me
and i dont care about your shelly human alien stuff

SCREAMS

[tyrians]

-----EY!!!!
you motherglubber
you aint doin shit!!!

#tw: insensitivwity #jerks #humankin problems

[cronus]

vwowv at least tag that triggering shit.
vwheres kankri hed havwe my back on that one.

okay fine ill stop im just saying.
im up for that kind of thing so.
dont be afraid to ask vwhen you realize howv great vwed be together.

wheres the abscond button

[tyrians]

i cant bereef you seariously think youre a human
S-EARIOUSLY crodogg
i fuckin hate my friends sometimes i swear

and we wouldnt
at all
never
nope
NOP-E
NOP----E

there is no absconding here

[cronus]

okay sure just continue being horrible about my chosen species identification.

and i think vwe vwould.
i knowv it might be vwhat is expected because vwe are both royalty but that doesnt matter.
its just a coincidence.
itd be like any other relationship just possibly significantly more bountiful due to our mutual high status.


im just saying.
i hope youre not afraid of the bounty.
vwe can pretend theres only an avwerage amount of bounty if you like.

oh then ill just lay here and die

[tyrians]

fine whatebber
dont care anyways

oh my cod dont you say bounty one more time
i am not interested
at all
zero interest in you be happenin here yo

[amoray]

i knoww wwhat a fuckin bunch a chumps you lot are
gotta say you people aint NEAR wwhat i wwas anticipatin wwhen all this ancestor talk wwas bubblin about
seriously its just gettin kinda disappointin here

[tyrians]

you aint so glubbin great yourshell
whats with all the dancestors bein prawny as shell
its a little embassrassing

had to

[mituna]

1M 50RRY

[amoray]

ok im goin to deign to ignore the fuckin mess a puns there for a second and levvel wwith you cause im so damn magnanimous like t
fuck im startin to sound like that other guy here look at wwhat you fuckin people are wwroughtin
wwroughted
in the process of makin wwrought wwhatevver you knoww wwhat i mean
im sufferin here

basicaly everything i want in life rn

[tyrians]

yeah i know
i mean itd be great if you guys would fuckin join my prawnsome army but
dont wanna be the reason you go and hurt yourshell or somefin

[tyrians]

ugh i do NOT need double ampora
like one is bad enough
though you say youre sufferin
dude
more like insufferable instead
wheres latula to slap some fin yo

vwowv rude

[cronus]

vwould you be more receptivwe to the bounty if i described it using flattering adjectivwes?

howv about...

[cronus]

fruitful bounty.

HELLO ICONS

[tyrians]

no
like
how is that ANY betta
38\

ABOUT TIME

[cronus]

im sorry i just think theres so much bountiful bounty tension betvween us.
i cant hold it all in.

vwe could change the subject though.
ivwe been vwriting some newv songs.

[Click to Play: pails in comparison.mp3]

THEYRE SO PRETTY

[tyrians]

not clickin that

HE IS TRULY MAJESTIC

[cronus]

okay fine if you vwant to be picky.
but i hope you vwerent assuming that song vwas about anything dirty.
humans use pails for vwarious non-sexual fluids so itd be offensivwe for you to assume something like that.
just so you knowv.