Mun is desperate to put her out there - she's not impressed.

[sandradeed]

Oh, please.

You mean to tell me that you dragged my cookies all the way over to this site here just so maybe, MAYBE someone would talk to me?

That's...actually pretty sad. Not sad because I'm lonely, boo-hoo - I'm not like that, not anymore. But sad for you, sitting there with your sad puppy dog eyes, tapping at your keyboard and worrying, worrying, worrying.

I've got some news for you.

NO ONE CARES.

You're sick, aren't you? Shouldn't you be resting, instead of beating a dead horse?

Or dead frog, I guess.

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[sandradeed]

[You know what, she would probably be freaked out if she wasn't from Hell. Even so, she's kind of nervous, ready to move out of the way at any time.]

It's an expression, chief. It doesn't really matter.

[the_other_green_seeker]

If you say so. [shrugs] Never can tell with squishies, though. Their language can be slaggin' weird sometimes.

[sandradeed]

...Says the guy using words like....

"Slaggin'?"

[the_other_green_seeker]

... Point.

Anyway, 'slag' and variants of it is kinda an all-purpose Cybertronian curse word. Most of the really good ones don't translate to any organic language, though. [smirk]

[sandradeed]

...Cybertronian.

Whatever you say. Guess I'm not gonna argue with a cat who looks like you do.

[She sits back, raising a brow.]

What do they sound like? The "good" ones?

[the_other_green_seeker]

Well, a personal favorite of mine is [says something in Cybertronain, a language which contains a great number of mechanical and electronic noises that would be difficult, if not impossible, for human vocal chords to reproduce]. It insinuates things about someone's creator that would have just about any bot up in arms. [More Cybertronian] is the traditional reprisal, though I usually like to add that the bot who said it was 'field assembled with a half-powered syncro-laser', just for flavor.

If your looking for flyer-specific ones, there's [more Cybertronian] and [still more Cybertronian], which roughly translate to 'one whose fuel-lines are full of dirt' and 'one who interfaces with the ground', respectively.

Then of course there's the ever-popular [even more Cybertronian] which is less flyer-specific, but is also indicates that the bot on the receiving end isn't to picky about the quality of their interface partners. There probably is an equivilant to that one, but I'm not up on squishy mating habits, so I don't know it.

[sandradeed]

[She's relatively quiet, but she laughs a little. Apparently, some things are just universal, aren't they?]

...I think the word you'd be looking for with that last one would be "floozy" or "tart." Maybe "hussy" or "tramp."

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Chuckles slightly. Swearing is fun!]

Could be. I think a 'tart' is also some kind of human food, though I could be wrong.

[sandradeed]

It is. Kind of a pastry with fruit in it.

I used to...make...them.

[For a second, she looks far away...but promptly shakes herself.]

Anyway, lots of words have two meanings.