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[lestrudel]

...Okay, so?

What, do you expect me to do tricks for you? This isn't a one-sided...relationship here. If you expect me to do my part, you had better do yours. It can't be a one-time thing.

Alright?

Comments

[mosthuman]

Tricks, Lestrade? Is your mundane trying to make you her sniffer dog?

[lestrudel]

[Why did you have to say it like that, Sherlock? Now he's even more annoyed.]

Yeaah, something like that.

[mosthuman]

She'll have her full with you. Try not to bite.

[ Sorry Lestrade, but the very thought amuses him so much. ]

[lestrudel]

Shove it, Sherlock, or I won't let you in on the next big case.

[As if. Lestrade's so terribly lost without Sherlock.]

/is very picky on this muse i am so sorry

[mosthuman]

[ And Sherlock knows that all too well. Unfortunately. ]

Fine. I'll give you five days without me.

No, wait. Three.

[ Smile. ]

omg no it's totally okay i can imagine sherlock would be hard to play

[lestrudel]

[He rolls his eyes, mostly because it's true.]

Alright fine. What do you want?

[hisdearblogger]

[ John and his mun can't get past that name, sorry. ]

[lestrudel]

[ Yeah well piss off :| ]

[hisdearblogger]

[ Well, piss off to you, too, Inspector. :| ]











[ They should go out for a pint. ]

[lestrudel]

[ ...That might be nice. ]

[hisdearblogger]

[ Yes. It just might. ]





[ They can bond over trading their best and worst Sherlock stories. ]

[lestrudel]

[And Greg will be a man and not get emotional about it and instead just call for something stronger]

[deduce]

Oh, that'll certainly work.

[lestrudel]

What are you on about?

[deduce]

You, trying to convince them that it's some sort of exercise in co-operation.

_{[ He's actually smiling at the prospect. ]}

That's not how it works. You're her's to do with as you will. My mun was kind enough to put me into a smut game.

_{[ And by kind he clearly means cruel. ]}

[lestrudel]

[He doesn't like what you're saying, Sherlock. Why are you saying that.]

Oh God. Ugh.

[deduce]

_{[ oh idk, because he's been here since the first episode of Sherlock and he is wise and oh so old. ]}

Welcome to the world of puppetry. There are no exits. Your only hope is that you won't become their new favourite. Unfortunately, it's a bit too late for me in that regard.

[lestrudel]

[Welp. He's screwed. He groans and rubs his temples.]

Oh brilliant.

[abovedramatics]

[He's suppressing a laugh. Nope, not laughing at that username.]

But I thought you were fond of being told what to do, Detective Inspector.

[lestrudel]

Yeah, well you can stuff it. [Have a slightly annoyed face. His username is rather perfect, isn't it]

[abovedramatics]

[Mycroft sighs, shakes his head and frowns.] No need to be rude. Learn to lighten up a bit.

[lestrudel]

Lighten up? I'm stuck tap-dancing for some kid and you want me to lighten up?