Canon is Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi

[rittie]

Look, Writer, I'm very busy and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't bother me with something so frivolous! Besides, I know how you operate. You do things half-heartedly and I'd appreciate it if you left me out of it.

Besides, I can't get involved in one of these little 'games.' Takano-san would kill me if I started slacking off!

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[formerlyknownassaga]

Yes. I would.

;A; /sobbing

[rittie]

Well you didn't have to come out and say it...

<3

[formerlyknownassaga]

Are you expecting me to sugar-coat things for you?

You must think pretty highly of yourself...

1/2

[rittie]

Well, no, it's not that, exactly...

2/2

[rittie]

But the least you could do is act like a decent human being!

[formerlyknownassaga]

Don't wanna.

[rittie]

You're hopeless, you know? Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

[formerlyknownassaga]

I think we both know "why you bother".

[rittie]

And I think highly of myself? You sure you don't have that backwards?

[formerlyknownassaga]

I never tried to deny it.

[rittie]

Don't you have something else you could be doing? Or someone else you could be bothering?

[formerlyknownassaga]

Not particularly. My "writer" has only just begun trying to figure me out, so she doesn't plan on throwing me around too much until she can finish canon-reviewing entirely.

Looks like I'm all yours, for the time being...

[rittie]

Mine's the same way too, I guess. I honestly don't know why she bothers when I want no part of this.

And what's that supposed to mean?

[formerlyknownassaga]

Are you an idiot or something? It means that you might as well get used to seeing me around again.

Is that a problem?

[rittie]

[Have a glare. He sure likes being insulted, after all.]

It will be if you keep being like this! Now if you'll excuse me, I have work to do and have it on pretty good authority that I'll be killed if I don't finish.

[formerlyknownassaga]

How serious...

[Have a pat on the head, followed by fingers brushing tenderly through your hair.]

...I'm glad that you're here, Onodera.

sorry, fell asleep orz

[rittie]

[Swats your hands away, because that's just what he does. He's glad you're here too.]

Yeah, well... just try to keep the rude comments to a minimum, okay?

No how DARE you get rest >8V

[formerlyknownassaga]

[/hand-swatted!]

Y'know, you could stand to be a little less sensitive.

You already know that I love you; so why take things so personally?

but... but... sleeeeep ._.

[rittie]

I'm not sensitive, you can just be a jerk sometimes, that's all.

[And totally not acknowledging that 'love' bit, because it's not like you listen anyway. :I]

Okay then I guess you're forgiven for being human

[formerlyknownassaga]

Oh yeah?

How so?

|D;; Hooray!

[rittie]

[Sighs and shakes his head. It's not worth the headache.]

It doesn't matter.

Why are you letting me get away with not working, anyway?

[formerlyknownassaga]

Who said I was letting you get away with anything?

Now that you mention it, I suppose punishment is in order....

[rittie]

What?

Punishment?!

I'm not not-working by choice, you know!

[formerlyknownassaga]

Appearing in an inter-dimensional 4th wall-breaking nexus is no excuse for slacking off!

omfg i love you and your Takano please say you have plans with him. ;u;

[rittie]

You don't pull any punches, do you?

Aw Yaaay ilu2 <3 And I really have NO IDEA what I'll do with him; maybe test-drive in Bakerstreet

[formerlyknownassaga]

Not without damn good reason.

So how do you plan on making your lack of work-ethic up to me, huh?

that would be awesome if you did! muses from this are so hard to come by.

[rittie]

Make it up to you? Are you serious?

Why should I have to do that when none of this is even my choice?

Yeah you're the only other I've seen

[formerlyknownassaga]

Because your responsibilities are still your responsibilities and I am still your boss.

[Nope; never one to shy away from pulling the boss-card. Takano steps closer.] So?

I'm waiting for you to make it up to me. I suggest thinking of something quickly.

[rittie]

[Glares up at him, because what a bastard. Starting to regret not transferring after all. Then let him try to use the boss card. :| ]

I don't owe you anything! How are we supposed to publish anything from here, anyway?

[formerlyknownassaga]

I'll leave that up to you to figure out.

So until then, I guess I'll have to retrieve appeasement from you myself. [And of course, Takano's chosen 'appeasement' comes in the form of him now leaning down to briefly kiss Ritsu's lips.]

[rittie]

[ffff that's not fair play. Takano knows how weak Ritsu here is to the non-aggressive kisses. So he just averts his eyes and flushes, trying to muster up a glare.]

You can never ask before taking, can you?

[formerlyknownassaga]

[And isn't that a lovely sight. Ritsu's words cause Takano to blink afterward, though.]

Ask? [He repeats the word as though the concept is entirely foreign.]

[rittie]

[It would almost be funny if Ritsu wasn't certain he was COMPLETELY SERIOUS. :| The ridiculous-ness bar has just been raised.

He stares in disbelief.]

Yes. It means to be given consent.

[formerlyknownassaga]

[...Huh. Never occurred to him to give the concept much thought.]

[Alright; he'll give the whole 'consent' thing a try.]

.....

Let me kiss you.

[That's kind of like asking right?]

[rittie]

[Well, he certainly tried.]

Are you asking or demanding?

[formerlyknownassaga]

Do you honestly mind either way?

You usually seem to 'respond' pretty nicely anyway, if you know what I mean...

[rittie]

Well, that's...

[He's well past believing that he and Yokozawa have a thing, that he feels nothing, and Takano is just playing him, but he'll probably never admit it.]

Asking is still polite.

[formerlyknownassaga]

Then it's a good thing that punishment isn't supposed to be polite anyway.