So what does Sam Winchester smell like?

[diana_abel]

Dearest Mun,

You had me tell Sam he smells like Old Spice and '67 Impala?

Really?

Really?

I know you mean well and stuff, but of all the dumb things you've had me say, that is, by far, the most recent.

Seriously, sometimes I totes think that you're trying to sabotage me.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[ijustsaidhello]

See, now the old Spice, yes, I can see him smelling like that. But I always thought there was just a hint of sulfur, gun oil, and that herbal essence hair product.

[diana_abel]

Seriously, Jack? Hair jokes? I expected something more sophisticated from you.

[ijustsaidhello]

Seriously, that boy's hair is very distracting. No matter what you're staring at on his body, you just end up back up at the hair.

[diana_abel]

I dunno. Plenty of other distractions. Then again, I have the attention span of a gnat.

[ijustsaidhello]

I wouldn't say a gnat. more like a goldfish seeing a new castle every three seconds.

[flashes a bright, charming smile]

[diana_abel]

Ass.

[ijustsaidhello]

Would you like me to shake it for you?

[diana_abel]

Might cheer me up, not gonna lie.

[ijustsaidhello]

Alright, but only to cheer you up. [takes off coat, then...]

[diana_abel]

[And somehow, that reduces her to a puddle of giggles.]

Okay, you totes rock.