watch the majestic teal deer pass!

[unionjackoff]

[he's quiet for a while, pressing his fingertips to his lips in thought while he looks off distantly. finally he speaks]

They've gotten to you, haven't they? Finally, all those silly little insecurities have forced their way into your mind, and you're unhappy. Again. Not that I'm surprised. This always happens to you, doesn't it, my Lady? And, in the same way, you've decided to make a run for it. The weight is too much for you to bear.

You've done it before. You never stick to anything, do you? See, even I am causing you to feel disgusted. I am not your enemy. We've been with each other for several years, and I have both enjoyed and mourned over the events we've gone through together. I'm... thankful for your loyalty, I suppose... All the studying and watching and reading and asking questions. You've immersed yourself into my culture and history, despite knowing that there are others who know more about me, or who would criticise you for not crossing your T's and dotting your I's.

[a light sigh, pinches the bridge of his nose]

Are you really certain about this? Of course, I don't want to add too much stress to your life. You're already a nervous wreck. A few things have toppled you over the edge within the past few days, it seems. I know it is not my duty to apologise, but I'm sorry, nonetheless.

I hope that doing this is the right thing for you. For now, I will remain by your side, since you depend on me. But not because I depend on you, or anything.

Comments

[garantundkraft]

That's because it's true for everyone!

...Especially me!

[unionjackoff]

[rolls eyes, leaning his head towards Prussia's]

So, did you come here for a reason? Or did you just want to stare like a creep?

[garantundkraft]

Oh, just to stare like a creep. You know how it is. Busy schedule and all, but I can pencil you in for an actual reason sometime... next month? ::Amused grin.::

[unionjackoff]

[smirks back, rubbing his cheek against Prussia's hair. don't tell anyone but Prussia made him feel a little... no, a lot better. so England decides he can let him stay where he is a little bit longer. at least until one of them says something to screw up the moment]

Hum. Next month is not good for me.

[garantundkraft]

What? Whaddya mean it's no good for you? Ugh, fine, what about November? I swear to God if you're doing anything for Amerika's stupid holiday then, I will have to smack someone.

[unionjackoff]

[november is mun's birthmonth! i wrote birdmonth oh my goodness]

What? You mean that holiday he celebrates because he's thankful for running away from me?

[garantundkraft]

::well, that's hawkward::

I thought that was the one in July? Isn't the one in November him being thankful your people ever bothered to leave you so you could come find him? Or some shit like that; I've got enough to worry about with my own amazing past. Like I care about his.

[unionjackoff]

[see? the mood was already ruined! he pulls away from Prussia]

There are plenty of holidays where he's thankful I'm not around. Let's drop it.

[garantundkraft]

::Ah, damn it! He crosses his arms with a sigh.::

Yeah, fine.

::England, what are you doing in that icon. Stop that. Leave that poor Mochimerica alone.::

[unionjackoff]

[no kill it with fire]

............... [silence]

[garantundkraft]

::But it's cuuuute::

.............. ::Crickets chirp.::

[unionjackoff]

............... [tumbleweed rolls by]

[garantundkraft]

.................. ::Pin drops audibly.::

[unionjackoff]

...........

Well... Cheers. [walking off]

[garantundkraft]

Oh Gott you mean you actually say that? I thought it was just some stupid stereotype. What next, are you gonna pip-pip at me?

[unionjackoff]

[stops walking]

Would you rather I pyo pyo?

[garantundkraft]

Like a little bird?

[unionjackoff]

[a knowing look]

[garantundkraft]

I would rather you pyo pyo~

idek

[unionjackoff]

[.............looks around. because if anyone saw this, it could be embarrassing. though he has a better idea. he inches closer to Prussia, getting his lips to his ear]

Pyo pyo. [he doesn't say it like a chirping bird. rather a sexy low-voice bird]

....great my brain just broke

[garantundkraft]

::He is fully prepared to coo over just how adorable England is-

When he...

Says it...

Like...

that?





Was.::

[unionjackoff]

[long pause. ah, the effect was not what he had hoped. and now he is absolutely humiliatingly mortified. he'll just. leave now. SO AWKWARD FOREVER]

[garantundkraft]

::See, that would have worked if he thought birds were sexy.

Except.

They're birds. And he does not have a hitherto unknown harpy or siren fetish. The narration, on the other hand, may have just gotten another idea. Damnit.::

Was zum Teufel? ::...snerrrrk.::

[unionjackoff]

[mun would like to know of this idea because ohmigosh and England is just. gone. hiding his shame.]