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[calcoolating]

Perhaps you're not as useless as I originally assumed, but the situations you keep pushing me into are nothing short of ridiculous. As is this primate form, but it's obvious that any of my words of complaint regarding that fail to register in your brain.

And just what good will adding that one to your roster do?

You know who I mean.

Comments

[everybirdie]

'That one', sir?

[ she feels kind of worried for his mun now, annoying the doctor is not good for anyone's health!!! also not even going to touch the subject of suddenly human in case it would just make him more irate than usual... ]

[calcoolating]

[ hiyoko is a smart girl! ]

It's nothing you need to concern yourself with. [ GRRR I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT GRRR ]

[gentle]

I hope you feel better soon, Shuu. Your player seems to be stressing you out.

[calcoolating]

If anything, her endless idiocy is what's "stressing me out" in this case.

[gentle]

I understand. She gets along so well with my own player-- I can only imagine what sort of ridiculousness she puts you through.

[everybirdie]

[ okay another topic to avoid bringing up around Shuu lets find another one, um... ]

How have you been?

[ ...that is definitely not her best change-of-topic question. ]

[calcoolating]

[ why do you keep acting so nice????? ]

An infuriating pair, those two.

[calcoolating]

[ god poor hiyoko she looks so terrified in that icon ]

"Well" would be a gross overstatement. [ yeah he is still so butthurt over the suddenly human thing. ]

[everybirdie]

What happened? Other than... [ awkward little gesture at his suddenly human body. ]

[calcoolating]

Are you implying this isn't enough to be upsetting on its own? [ CROSSING HIS ARMS NOW YOUNG LADY ]

[everybirdie]

N-No! [ oh boy she made him mad anyway ] I-It sounded like your mun had done more to you, that's all!

[calcoolating]

[ oh, delicious fear... that's going to improve his mood instantly. ]

Naturally. Isn't that what they do?

[everybirdie]

I guess... [ shuu, do you drink tears instead of water??? ]

[calcoolating]

Ho. Don't tell me yours never forces you into unpleasant situations. [ you know, the odds are high that he does. ]

[everybirdie]

She does sometimes. [ like right now. talking to you is bad for her overall chance of survival. ]

[calcoolating]

Get used to it. [ tbh just breathing the same air as shuu is bad for anyone's overall chance of survival. ]

[everybirdie]

[ so the entire world is doomed ]

I-I am. [ why did she even hope for a nice answer... ]

[calcoolating]

[ pretty much, yes. ]

Good. Nobody likes a crybaby. [ because while tears are delicious, crying is annoying. ]

fuck my html

[everybirdie]

I'm not a crybaby!

fuq html it sucks

[calcoolating]

I never said you were one, did I? Hohoho...

yes it does

[everybirdie]

[ she opens her mouth to say YOU WERE IMPLYING IT before remembering... arguing with him and yelling at him... would probably get her experimented on... ]

/punches html

[calcoolating]

The only one here who viewed that as an insult was you. [ yeah he's probably not even give her the courtesy of a swift and painless death if she did tbh. ]

[everybirdie]

It sounds like one... [ that's the closest she'll ever get to arguing with him, right there. ]

[gentle]

[because you're his friend???????????? duh?????????????????? n____n]

Are you looking forward to any of their plans?

oops derp...........

[calcoolating]

To you, perhaps. [ hahaha who is he kidding? that was totally an insult. ]

[calcoolating]

[ um wow???? i dont understand this??? what are friends??? ]

Are you?

[everybirdie]

... [ AND SHE KNOWS IT WAS ]

[calcoolating]

If that's all, perhaps you should run along now. [ AT LEAST HE'S IN A SLIGHTY BETTER MOOD??? ]

[everybirdie]

Right. [ she'll just run walk away now before his mood can tank. ]

[gentle]

Perhaps a few...

[he's excited for the gay fluffy things mostly///]

[calcoolating]

Absurd.

[ fluffy things suck!!!! waaahh... senpai... waaaahhh...

come back and be fluffy w/ me... ]

[gentle]

Have you never been infatuated with anyone before, Shuu?

[poor birdie.......]

[calcoolating]

... No.

[ but that is probably a lie. ]

[gentle]

Is that so? How unfortunate.

[no, he feels you...shuu...]

It is for the best. Such endeavors appear to be more trouble than they're worth.

[calcoolating]

Yes, they do.

[ waaahh... N... ]

[gentle]

Well! At least you have none of that brand of strife to be apprehensive of.

[he is trying to stay positive but he just sounds delusional or something. fuq.]

[calcoolating]

[ yeah he does tbh ]

I suppose so.