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[compounding]

You know, I'm dealing with a lot of problems right now. I'm not sure I want to deal with you on top of it all. 

But if I can't shake you, I suppose there's worse places I could be right now. Between work and the things you're doing online, maybe I can finally get some time to myself.

... Or you can immediately start considering memes to throw me at. [ small, exaggerated sigh. ]

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[studmuffin]

Maybe help her get a promotion? Then she won't have any time.

[compounding]

I could. The training she needs is stuff I already do.

[ She shakes her head a little, laughing. ]

Better stay away from arrows, she's clumsy though.

[studmuffin]

If you're telling me your Mun's a hunter, I'm going to flip my shit.

I WISH

[compounding]

[ For a second Allison looks shocked, then laughs. ]

No I - no! [ Still laughing. ] Leadership qualities, Stiles. My family - they told me that the men are trained to be soldiers, but the women to be leaders. So.

ahahahaha I couldn't resist.

[studmuffin]

Oh. [ Pulling a face. ]

So, you're Mun's a leader? Tell her she's too busy to lead people and should leave you to your own devices.

[compounding]

[ She smirks. ]

Apparently she doesn't lead enough, so here I am. And here you. [ She shakes her head. ]

[studmuffin]

I think mine just picked me up because she's a glutton for punishment.

[compounding]

Because she enjoys doing the punishing, or being the one punished?

[ She quirks a brow. IT COULD BE EITHER WAY WITH YOU, STILES. ]

[studmuffin]

Latter. I'm not good for anyone's brain function.

considering I also play Stiles this is hilarious

[compounding]

You seem like you have enough trouble in your own head - I'm not sure what would happen if it was someone else plus you.

how do you liiiiive?

[studmuffin]

Mayhem, that's what happens.

DANGEROUSLY /sunglasses

[compounding]

No details? Then again, I'm not sure I'd want to know.

[ This is a lie, tell her, her curiosity streak is nearly as wide as yours. ]

:'D

[studmuffin]

[ Grinning. He knows it too. ]

Let's just say we're feeding off each other's immense weirdness.

[compounding]

[ Another eyebrow raise. ]

You found someone as weird as you? Are you sure it's not a match made in heaven?

[studmuffin]

I think it's more a forged in the fires of hell thing.

dnw work when sick w;A;w

[compounding]

Hey, it's still a match, right?

[ Only not but you know you're stuck with the mun so. ]

oh no. /soothing pets.

[studmuffin]

You're oddly optimistic right now.

[compounding]

Well, it's that or break down, and I've kind of had enough of that lately.

[ See: her grandfather, her mother, Scott. ]

[studmuffin]

Laugh in the face of extreme neurotic breakdown? Got it. That's always been my philosophy too.

[compounding]

And I don't like to do anything twice, either.

[ Neurotic breakdowns, or Scott. Scott ;A; ]

[studmuffin]

Well, as long as the Mun's don't make us like those rats that keep pushing the pleasure button instead of food.

[compounding]

[ She can't help it, she laughs a little at that. ]

I think that describes the muns better, actually.

[studmuffin]

Well, I don't know whether we want them to starve to death or not. We'd probably go down with the ship.

[compounding]

That's probably true. But then again, her life difficult is really my only weapon against her right now.

[studmuffin]

When it's hard, she doesn't have time to mess with you too?