New muse makes herself heard. The idea comes from Benderstuck on Tumblr

[fashionista_monk]

Mundane Is It?
While Seeing Other Worlds Is Certainly An Interesting Proposal I Am Afraid I Must Decline
People In My Own World Need Me
Particularly The Younger Benders At The Temple

...You're Not Even Listening, Are You?

Comments

[tophguy]

I swear some of these Mundanes are total amateurs. Is a little professionalism too much to ask?

Feel free to ask for me to drop the text color xD Also actor!Toph <3

[fashionista_monk]

I Certainly See What You Mean

[Must resist urge to suggest different clothing.]

So, Ah Are You From The Earth Kingdom Then?

:D

[tophguy]

Hmm? Oh yes. Born and raised but I travel alot.

Come to think of it I ought to send a letter home, it's been awhile since I've been back.

[fashionista_monk]

It Would Certainly Be A Good Idea
What City Are You From? I Have Some Friends In Ba Sing Se And Omashu Personally So I Have Been To Both Occasionally

[tophguy]

Heh heh, Actually I started out in the colony of Yu Dao. But I attended classes in Ba Sing Se.

[fashionista_monk]

Yu Dao?
Oh The New Colony Karkat And His Family Moved To

[tophguy]

New?

Oh right the time thing...well anyway it's not New to me but yes, home sweet home.

[fashionista_monk]

Ah Yet Another Person From My Future

I Suppose You Are From Avatar Aang's Time Then?

[tophguy]

You bet! Have you met him? I hear he's pretty chill for such a important person.

[fashionista_monk]

I Have Not
So Far I Have Only Met You And Someone Else From Your Time From The Southern Water Tribe

I Suppose It Is No Surprise He Is Somewhat Laid Back Being Raised At An Air Temple
Boys There, Especially The Younger Ones Certainly Have A Relaxed Nature

Though I Have To Wonder, Have You Seen Any Air Nomads Around Here?
I Am Curious If I Might See Someone That I Know
Or At The Very Least It Would Be Nice To See Something Familiar

[tophguy]

'Fraid not. The only ones I see with some regularity are the Fire Nation Princess and The Boulder.

[fashionista_monk]

The Boulder?

[tophguy]

Big Earthbender. Psudo celebrity. Tried to replace me in my own theater troupe. Rockheaded jerk.

[fashionista_monk]

Oh

[Better to change the subject.]

You're An Actor?
I Should Have Guessed

[tophguy]

Oh yes. I've been touring for the last five years with the Ember Island Players.

[fashionista_monk]

That Must Certainly Be An Interesting Career
Obviously I Am A Monk First And Foremost But I Also Create Clothing To Help Fund The Temple

[tophguy]

A fine life I'm sure. I've known more then a few seamstresses. My hands are less then suited for the craft. *Wiggles his thick meaty fingers*

[fashionista_monk]

You Do However Have A Powerful Voice Fit For Your Own Craft

[tophguy]

You got that right! No chance of missing my one liners.

[fashionista_monk]

Certainly Not
Do a lot of air nomads come to your shows? I Have A Feeling A Friend Of Mine Would Certainly Appreciate It

[redregrets]

OKAY, HUMAN KANAYA I CAN HANDLE.
BUT WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT TATTOO?
AND WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU BLATHERING ON ABOUT?
IS BENDERS A HUMAN TERM I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH?
JUST SAVE MY SPONGE CLOTS THE TROUBLE AND DON'T SPIT IT OUT IF IT'S ANYTHING CRUDE.
THE LITTLE I KNOW ABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY ALREADY DISTURBS ME ENOUGH.

ALSO, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, MUNS DON'T LISTEN TO SHIT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO CONVINCE THEM TO DO ANYTHING, SO JUST GIVE UP NOW.

[fashionista_monk]

Karkat?

[Alright different times she could handle but this looked like her friend, just well gray and with strange horns.]

Well I Suppose I Can Answer Your Questions If You Don't Mind Answering My Own Later
The Tattoos Are Something That An Air Bender Receives When They Achieve A Certain Mastery Of Their Bending
A Bender Is Someone Who Can Manipulate One Of The Four Elements; Water, Fire, Earth or Air
I Am An Airbender
Shall I Demonstrate?

[redregrets]

YEAH, IT'S ME.
HI KANAYA.

GREAT.
FUCKING INQUISITIVE HUMANS.
I GUESS IT'S FAIR THOUGH.
OH, SO YOU'RE SORT OF LIKE EGBERT WITH HIS WEIRD ASS BREATH POWERS.
DOES A DEMONSTRATION INVOLVE THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY OF MY BODY PARTS?
IF IT DOES, THEN FUCK YOU.
IF IT DOESN'T, THEN I GUESS I'LL TOLERATE IT.

[fashionista_monk]

You Mean John? He Is An Airbender As Well
You Are A Firebender In My Universe

[Kanaya gives him a look.]

Judging From That Statement I Guess That I Am Either Not A Monk Where You're From Or You Have Bad Experiences With Alternate Versions Of Your Friends
But No It Does Not Involve Harming You In Any Way
I Think I Will Go With Something Easily Felt
An Airbender Is Able To Create And Manipulate Currents Of Air Allowing Them To Create Jets Of Air With Nothing But Their Breath

[To demonstrate Kanaya took in a breath of air and breathed out a jet of air towards Karkat. It wouldn't be enough to make him fall but it was strong enough that he'd feel it pushing him back.]

omfg i don't feel like using the quirk

[feministing]

I like your tattoos.