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for real considering; canon is it's always sunny in philadelphia
Beautiful heroines just begging to be swept off their feet by a mighty temptress like myself... or should I say, tempter.
Just apply the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, whip out my usual dastardly charm and I think I can totally settle in for the foreboding dreary life of some shit-stained city. Oh speaking of shit-stained. If Charlie's there, I'll have that covered too.
Not sure if I'm buying into the whole drooling monsters and New Age pagan curses though. That could also possibly translate to there being an ample supply of drugs and booze. Which could furthermore lead into another potential chance to get on welfare. Hence, providing me with the perfect opportunity to buy the more luxurious items and flats which are so clearly hidden somewhere in that place.
Just gotta know people. Know people and have money.
Though I'm kind of hesitant on the crack path again. It might cramp my perfectly sculpted cheekbones into hollow skeletal canyons. Thus limiting my choice of beautiful women and probably my dignity.
Just apply the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, whip out my usual dastardly charm and I think I can totally settle in for the foreboding dreary life of some shit-stained city. Oh speaking of shit-stained. If Charlie's there, I'll have that covered too.
Not sure if I'm buying into the whole drooling monsters and New Age pagan curses though. That could also possibly translate to there being an ample supply of drugs and booze. Which could furthermore lead into another potential chance to get on welfare. Hence, providing me with the perfect opportunity to buy the more luxurious items and flats which are so clearly hidden somewhere in that place.
Just gotta know people. Know people and have money.
Though I'm kind of hesitant on the crack path again. It might cramp my perfectly sculpted cheekbones into hollow skeletal canyons. Thus limiting my choice of beautiful women and probably my dignity.