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[meamoxiemaculpa]

Are we finally doing this? Really? Oh, my God, I might shit myself.

Look, I know, blah blah blah, you don't have an awesome track record with people-- characters? Am I supposed to say 'characters'? About myself? You're hilarious-- like me. Girl! Original character (whatever that means)! I guess that's bad, for you? Whatever, though, I'd be great.

Okay, you know what, I'll just be honest: I wanna go! I'll be good! Or bad! Whatever! I wanna do adventures, I would be so great with adventures, seriously! Make a rash decision, motherfucker, I am sick of this waiting shit.

Pleeeease.

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[armageddon]

fuck this aint fair

i wanna play but whoops motherfucker already got obligations

load of bullshit if you ask me

howd you do it gimme your secrets

[meamoxiemaculpa]

I dunno, fucker had way to many weird dreams, and here we are. It's all bullshit, it's just in my favor. Welcome fucking change.

[armageddon]

ugh

dreamsre more whatshisfaces shtick

creepily quiet dude
never looks at you
kind of a doormat

fact he gets more brain time than me is fuckin blasphemous

[meamoxiemaculpa]

I dunno, man, I just deal with what I got. About fucking time my luck got good. It's all about dreams, here. Only way shit gets done.

[armageddon]

i waited round on my ass for years and luck did fuck all
got passed up for a basketcase and a ginger and a shapeshifter
so what if the last dude was a fuckin dragon

all i ever get out for are these shitty test drives

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Wow, I'm really lucky, I'm like... four months old? Five? Maybe? Part of why this is supposed to be a bad idea...

Uh, not to, like, rub it in, or anything? Shit.

[armageddon]

shit

this is a fuckin horrible idea your player ought to feel guilty as their worse sin

fuck you both
and my guy over here too

1/2

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Don't be a dick, you dick.

[meamoxiemaculpa]

How many guys have you even got? Is this like a harem or something? This place is nuts.

[armageddon]

fuck off this is a load of shit

and i got one
my player
theyre a huge douche

the fuck would i even do with a harem of guys
why would i want multiple players
you even seen some of the shit that goes running past here
duplicates can go fuck themselves

[meamoxiemaculpa]

My heart breaks for you, man. Hold on a minute, lemme get my littlest violin out for you.

I just got here, okay, God only knows what goes on. It's gotta be better than home, though, so fuck it.

[armageddon]

take the violin and shove it up your ass

id rather be home
or at least in the right universe
planetd be good but im not holdin my breath

i mean cmon
fucks even the point of draggin me out if im not goin anywhere

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Has anyone ever told you you're delightful? Because they were lying.

Well, it can't be for your personality, that's for sure.

[armageddon]

like hell you count as pleasant

and some people like assholes
dont ask me why
but its a thing

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Never said I did, dickweed.

Oh, Christ, for a second I thought you were being literal. But, whatever about that mental image, clearly they do, I mean... we're here. Well. You are. Asshole.

[armageddon]

you want an award or something for statin the obvious

[meamoxiemaculpa]

I'm just a born winner, what can I say.

[armageddon]

no shit
welcome to the asshole club

watch out for the douches wholl kill you on the spot

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Ohh, we're getting all tough tonight. You shoot a man in Reno, just to see him die?

[armageddon]

i dont kill people thanks
shits not my thing

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Well, I'm glad we finally have something in common.

[armageddon]

if you didnt make it so fuckin difficult

fuckin 5 months old and already gettin apped somewhere

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Pretty sure it's all your fault, actually, but whatever. I'm just lucky my fucker's impulsive as shit.

[armageddon]

the fucks this my fault
im not the one with the magic dice

and appin a doormat on a whim after findin a pb is pretty fuckin impulsive
dunno if mine is worse than yours though

[meamoxiemaculpa]

Yeah, I officially have no fucking clue what you're talking about anymore, congratulations.

I'll be honest, it all seems pretty shitty no matter how you slice it. (Except if you're me.)

[armageddon]

youre fuckin welcome

if youre (un)lucky youll have the creepily quiet dude on your hands
wonder if youll even get that fucker to talk