On the possible future at demeleier / voice test

[reclusives]

You're seriously sendin' me out there. The middle of nowhere. Ya know, I've been a lot of different places, but old Raven never had to go without running water for more than a few days.

Maybe you wanna think this through a little more before ya make any rash decisions.

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[15_minutes]

The middle of nowhere? Oh dear, that's quite serious.

No running water at all?

[ ...but however will he be able to have tea time without running water? ]

[reclusives]

Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'. But you know kids these days, they don't much like to listen to their elders.

[15_minutes]

Have you tried talking to her? Even fifteen minutes can do a whole lot of good, in my experience.

[reclusives]

She doesn't listen, she's off in her own little world.

[15_minutes]

Oh, I see. [Cue deep thoughtful look into his coffee cup.]

Well, it could be nice for a bit of self-reflection. Y'know, alone time.

[reclusives]

So, are you... really a talkin' lizard?

[Raven leans over.

Poke.]

[15_minutes]

--Oy!

[The Gecko will lean back at that, a little offended.]

I'm alive, alright? Not some sort of stuffed teddy. And I'm a gecko. Gekko gecko.

[reclusives]

Yer a.

Gecko gecko.

Why do you make me do these things?

[thetimeof]

[Hey.



Hey Raven.

There's a statue.
Behind you.]

Because I love you?

[reclusives]

[Turning around, la dee dah...]



Gah!

I would hope so. :(

[thetimeof]

[Did you blink during that time, Raven?

Because if you did, you might find that the statue seems a little bit closer.... ]

[reclusives]

[Hell, forget blinking. He's going to shrug and try to move past the statue, unimpressed.]

[thetimeof]

[Follow follow follow follow follow the yellow brick road shaggy haired man.]

[reclusives]

[Is someone watching him? Turning a little --

AND JUMPING LIKE THREE FEET HOLY SHIT AKDJFHS]

[thetimeof]

[ ......



>:)

Don't mind the statue while it holds perfectly still.]

[reclusives]

[He stands there, staring at it.

And then he blinks, like humans are wont to do.]

[thetimeof]

[IN YO' FACE, RAVEN.]

[reclusives]

[Raven flinches bodily, but wastes no time nocking an arrow and shooting the statue right between the eyes.]

[the_necromancer]

Oh you poor soul, these mundanes never let an old man rest.

omg Jade o/

[reclusives]

Yer telling me. Ya think I want to be pushed all over like this? I'm at the mercy of a crazy woman.

Just had to \o

[the_necromancer]

And equally I'm with a man who likes to push limits at times.

Although he isn't quite as bad as some mundanes I have seen.

[reclusives]

Yeah? What've you seen?

[the_necromancer]

Anything from murder to being forced to kiss someone.