[on getting a new head-mate that has four legs instead of two]

[holyfight]

Oh my gosh, Mun-san! Two months ago, you didn't even want to bring in anyone else! Now I have a whole bunch of new neighbors!

But how did you know I've always wanted a pony? It's like it's my birthday! I can't wait!

Now we have to get her some blankets and a stable and some apples and carrots and hay and OH! some sugar cubes! And I wonder if she'll let me ride her? And and and... do horses like cake? What about balloons?

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[discerpo]

[ ... ...

This woman... ]

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[discerpo]

It's just a horse. Don't get worked up over it.

[holyfight]

Kensei-san! Don't you know it's every little girl's dream to own a pony?

[discerpo]

I don't know any.

[ Mashiro doesn't count. ]

[holyfight]

You've never talked to any girls about what they were like as children?

[not that it would come up in conversation much, but... come on, Kensei!]

[discerpo]

No.

[ The girls he knows - he makes a point not to bring up those kinds of things. Lisa, Hiyori and Mashiro aren't the kind of people you talk to about that kind of thing, he figures. Even if they were, he's just not that kind of guy. ]

[holyfight]

Haaaaah... Maybe they didn't want one? Although Mashiro-chan probably would!

[man, if Mashiro was here, she'd totally ask her. Oh well.]

[discerpo]

Why would you?

[ Not much thrill to a pony, for him.

And he'd rather she didn't. ]

[holyfight]

Because they're beautiful, of course! And the one we're getting is supposed to be purple and have a long, straight mane! And use magic! And she's also a unicorn!

[how could that not be exciting?! COME ON KENSEI, GET EXCITED!]

[discerpo]

[ A pause, while he thinks about what he's being told. ]

Those aren't good reasons, idiot.

[ Nope, still not excited. ]

[holyfight]

How can you say that? Those are excellent reasons!

Besides, if I ever had to go into battle on a sengoku-era battlefield, I could ride her like a samurai! She'd be my trusty steed!

[surely to god Shinigami could appreciate that?!]

[gonnatakeyouhome]

Uwa! A pony?!

[holyfight]

Exactly! See! You understand!

[kind of clapping in excitement]

She's so pretty and nice! We just have to wait on her icons to be done before we get to play with her!

[gonnatakeyouhome]

[ giggling ]

What color is she? Uuu, I've never had a pony before! I'm jealous!

[holyfight]

She's a purple unicorn! Isn't that amazing?

[gonnatakeyouhome]

YOU MEAN THEY REALLY DO EXIST?! She sounds beautful~

[holyfight]

At least they do in our mun's head! But that's good enough, right?

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[defendingly]

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[defendingly]

R-Really, Inoue-san?

[holyfight]

It's true! We're just waiting on Squalo-san's mun to do her icons and then we'll have a pony!

Do you want to meet her, too, Kuchiki-san?

[defendingly]

.. U-Um!

Ponies .. bite, Inoue-san.

[holyfight]

Not this one! She's really nice! And smart!