About a certain new movie (also making way too many posts with him, I'm so sorry)

[thepoweroflove]

Wow, someone actually wants to be me? That's pretty cool. I didn't know someone liked me that much.

[He then looks confused.]

... Wait, he want's to be me because of that? Why would anyone want to live out being erased from existence?

Comments

[a_budget_issue]

That's dumb. Who wants to be erased from existence?

[thepoweroflove]

I dunno, maybe they just wanted an adventure and forgot about that part?

[a_budget_issue]

... Wait a minute, you were erased from existence?

[thepoweroflove]

... Almost, kinda.

[Suddenly realizing that this probably wasn't the best idea.]

[a_budget_issue]

Hmmn, I think I know what that's like. I almost kinda was erased too. Buncha my films no longer exist.

[What, that's TOTALLY like the same thing.]

[makesheramember]

Erased right outta existence? Well that's what ya get fer fuckin' around with time travel, kid!

[goldude]

HEY YOU!

...Why the fuck haven't you appeared in the inkwell yet?

[goldude]

Oh wait, there you go.

[makesheramember]

I was about ta'say, "I just did, ya asshole!", but looks like ya figured that one out on ya own. Gold fuckin' star fer yous. Jeez, get off my goddamn case will ya?

[Rude much, Slick?]

[goldude]

A gold star? Awesome. V:3

You know, considering that my name is GOLDUDE and I have userpics of people with the word GOLD in them.

[makesheramember]

Cool fuckin' story, man. What ya waitin' fer, ya Pulitzer?

[thepoweroflove]

Hey, I fixed it!

[For the most part.]

[makesheramember]

Yeah, well, if I learned anythin' dealin' with those goddamn green bastards is that fer every paradox ya fix, at least 10 more are bound ta'spring up.

[thepoweroflove]

Well they aren't bad paradoxes. I mean I'm not my own father.

[Thank god.]

[makesheramember]

Maybe not, but there ain't no such thing as a good paradox, kid. If there's one thing we could all live without it's weird time bullshit. Sick'a fuckin' dealin' with it already and I ain't even a time traveler.

[acid_rayne]

Think I'd be more concerned by the whole... Seduced-by-mother thing.

[thepoweroflove]

Well some people are into that sorta--

[Waaaaiiiiiit...]

... How do you know that?

[acid_rayne]

Let's just say your reputation precedes you, some places...

[thepoweroflove]

But how would you know about that?

[Because even if he did eventually tell the world that he's the world's first human time traveler, he would not ever mention the fact that this mother hit on him.]

[acid_rayne]

Y'know that movie title the article mentions?

'Cause... Yeah.

[herr_niemand]

Why not? I was erased from existence, now look at me! Healthy as a duck!

[thepoweroflove]

I... can see that.

[He looks like an abstract painting...]

[herr_niemand]

[Pleaaase, he's the boss of abstract crap, man.]

See, seen, seed, is there a difference? Rejoice anyways!

[thepoweroflove]

Rejoice for what?

[herr_niemand]

The pointlessness of your existence!